My Fucking Vanlife

My Fucking Vanlife

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My Fucking Vanlife episodes

  • 'Twas the night before Christmas: A Canadian Christmas Story

    My take on a viral video from the Conservative Party of Canada.  Listen 'til the end.

    'Twas the night before Christmas and
    none could afford a house
    some people were blaming
    a fellow named Klaus.
    The Prime Minister said
    he would have people's backs
    but it turned out his real plan
    was to triple the tax.

    Share the blog article: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/twas-the-night-before-christmas


    Original TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@conservativeheat/video/7174539806351887621

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    Buy Me A Rhum and get featured in every episode? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/NatLaPirate

    All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

    Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store


    #Christmas #JustInflation #AllTalk #NoAction #PolCan #CdnPoli

    3 min
  • That time the SPVM tried to kill me but this bitch is a cucaracha

    Did I ever tell you about that time the Montreal Police Service tried to kill me? Fun times.


    Read it instead: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/that-time-the-spvm-tried-to-kill-me

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    Already a Bull Bitcoin user?  Hey yo! Drop a tip for more clips! https://bullbitcoin.com/user/recipients/9800-0758-5323-2413

    Buy Me A Rhum and get featured in every episode? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/NatLaPirate

    All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

    Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

    #MyFuckingVanlife #SPVM #TrueStory #AsItHappened

    10 min
  • I just stopped working to do this: FTX Fiasco

    That's how important this is.  I haven't said much about the FTX fiasco because, well, I saw it coming, have warned you for YEARS NOW to not fall for any fiat-backed bullshit or shitcoins, and above all, NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COIN...

    Read along here: I just stopped working to write this | Blink's Blog | @Natlapirate


    Resources mentioned in the article (you're lucky, I'm feeling motivated about this one):

    • Money As Debt 1, 2, 3
    • LEGAL definition of TENDER
    • BTC White Paper
    • Genesis block
    • CZ Binance Tweet about Crypto.com
    • Blockchain Explorer
    • LNT Capital
    • My Google Review of Shakepay
    • Bylls

      • Join the Bull Bitcoin fam jam RIGHT HERE: mission.bullbitcoin.com/natlapirate

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      Buy Me A Rhum and get featured in every episode? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/NatLaPirate

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

      #MyFuckingVanlife #Pirates #Leaving #Expat #Aurevoir #Anarchism #Vanlife #BullBitcoin #ScottIsALWAYSRight

      12 min
    • North Korea or Canada?

      What in the communist manifesto is this shit?  Can we make it stop now?  Bill C-18, have ya heard?

      Read along here: North Korea or Canada? | Blink's Blog | @NatLaPirate

      Catch me at the Bitcoin Citadelle during Hackfest 2022: The Ressurection: https://hackfest.ca/en/

      Join the Bull Bitcoin fam jam RIGHT HERE: mission.bullbitcoin.com/natlapirate 

      Already a Bull Bitcoiner?  Hey yo! Drop a tip for more clips! https://bullbitcoin.com/user/recipients/9800-0758-5323-2413

      Buy Me A Rhum and get featured in every episode? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/NatLaPirate

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

      #MyFuckingVanlife #Pirates #Leaving #Expat #Aurevoir #Anarchism #Vanlife #BullBitcoin #ScottIsALWAYSRight

      3 min
    • Be Your Own Bank, Motherfucker.

      Long time no see!  In this episode, I get to trigger you with the line "you sold your kids". 

      We're talking public debts, Bitcoin, Bull Bitcoin, financial freedom, and why you need to stop signing birth acts at the hospital.


      Read the full article here for kewl graphics and cited sources: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/be-your-own-bank

      Hackfest 2022: The Ressurection: https://hackfest.ca/en/

      Join the Bull Bitcoin fam jam RIGHT HERE: mission.bullbitcoin.com/natlapirate

      Already a Bull Bitcoiner?  Hey yo! Drop a tip for more clips! https://bullbitcoin.com/user/recipients/9800-0758-5323-2413

      Buy Me A Rhum and get featured in every episode? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/NatLaPirate

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store


      #MyFuckingVanlife #Pirates #Leaving #Expat #Aurevoir #Anarchism #Vanlife #BullBitcoin #ScottIsALWAYSRight

      7 min
    • Chapter 2: Prepping A New (Van)Life or #WTF, Nat

      First off, if you haven't listened to chapter 1, you'll want to do that right here: https://www.natlapirate.com/my-fucking-vanlife-podcast/episode/f0c72f59/leaving-quebec-the-life-that-triggered-it.

      Right.  Where were we; ah yes!  I threw my career plan out the fucking window and committed professional suicide.  Carrying on...

      Special thanks to:

      Mike, Marilyn, JP, JF, William, Chicken Wrap, and Marc-Alex.  Without you all, I may not be writing this today. In fact, I wouldn't be in my van, living my dream.  Oh.  And Scott Duncan.  Because it's ALL SURETY and ACCOUNTING.


      Buy Me A Rhum and get featured in every episode? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/NatLaPirate

      Read the article: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/prepping-a-new-vanlife  

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

      #MyFuckingVanlife #Pirates #Leaving #Expat #Aurevoir #Anarchism #Vanlife


      6 min
    • Leaving Quebec: The life that triggered it

      I guess for me to tell this story, I need to start with what happened for me to end up in a rusted up GMC with two cats and my pc.


      Read the article: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/leaving-quebec

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of Quebec's rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

      #MyFuckingVanlife #Pirates #Leaving #Expat #Aurevoir #Anarchism #Vanlife

      9 min
    • 1 045 332

      This article was written on December 29th 2021.

      1 045 332


      The total number of humans in Quebec aged 65+ in a long-term care home.  That's how many humans who may be left to dehydrate, locked in their rooms, ostracized from what semblance of a social life they could possibly have in an overcrowded and understaffed facility.

      Read this episode: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/merry-christmas-quebec

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store and help me get mum to Barbados instead of this rotting healthcare system: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

      #Vanlife #MyFuckingVanlife #Rant #Covid19 #Quebec

      4 min
    • 10pm to 5am
      Because we all go shopping in the middle of night.  Quebec, December 31st 2021.  As of that day, we all are subjected to another useless mandated curfew from the Quebec government.
      In this episode, I go off on the illogical mandates of the Quebec government during the Covid-19 crisis.  It's also one of the reasons I've left Quebec and why I'm leaving Canada.  It's a fucking clown show.

      Read this episode: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/quebec-curfew-2021

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store


      #Vanlife #MyFuckingVanlife #Rant #Covid19 #Quebec

      3 min
    • Foresight, what a bitch!

      ...or how you don't need to become an epidemiologist to see this coming. Osti de cris** de tabarn** Pardon my French.

      Read this episode: https://www.natlapirate.com/post/foresight-what-a-bitch

      All My Stupid Fucking Links: https://www.natlapirate.com/all-my-stupid-fucking-links

      Shop The Politically Incorrect Store: https://www.natlapirate.com/politically-incorrect-store

      #Vanlife #MyFuckingVanlife #Rant


      3 min

    About My Fucking Vanlife

    From the publisher's feed

    Digital nomad leaving Canada to raise my business where it's appreciated. Living out of my van with muh cat. Not for sensitive souls; read the title. If I offend you, too bad, you've been warned.