"Oh mi saten!!!!!!!11111111' Wit da power of tim travel at her fingrtips, Enoby must find a way to sedouce Vlodemort before he can turn evil!!!!!111 Can she do it in time witout breaking Drago's trust? And wut abot Cornelia Fudged.... can he be tursted??? As th proffesors start to vanish frum da skull grounds, and rumers start to float free about a masive break-out from Abkhazian, its all dat Ebony can do to stay focussed on da task at hand.

Tearz, laugfs, and pleny of you-know-whut awaits you! It's da shocking final you have al been wating for, its................................................ MY IMORTAL!!!!!!!

Also, if you'd like to download the music from this reading for your own personal uses, it's available for free on SoundCloud under the account "My Immortal." It shouldn't be too difficult to find.

Enjoy.

With da arrival of da Mystery of Magic, Ebobby and company return to their regular schedules. But as Enoby starts to receive visions from da future and da present, a new revelation begins to dawn on her: there is a way to stop Vodremart once and for all!

Follow the continuing adventures of TaEbory as she journeys beyond everything she's ever known -- beyond the confines of magic and Hogwarts... and possible even thru da fabric of time itself!!!1!

With the evil Snap and Loopin hospitalized, Enoby begins her search for Draco. But as tensions rise between the incompetent faculty and the oppressed students of Hogwarts, she finds herself caught between her desire to keep Volsemort at bay and her growing attraction for Vampire Potter.

Can she find it in herself to kill Vampire with her gun? Or will she be forced to watch Vlodemort kill the only person she's ever loved?

Meet Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. She's a gothic vampire currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and nobody -- no preps, no Dark Lord, and certainly no flamers -- is going to keep her from attending the concert in Hogsmeade with Draco Malfoy.

Welcome to the My Immortal Podcast Reading!

My Immortal is a fanfiction that was written in the early 2000s, and it is widely regarded as the worst of all time. So naturally, it lends itself well to dramatic readings! In this podcast, my two brothers and I will be reading the fanfiction as best as we can (there are portions that are practically unintelligible), and then every so often we'll put in our two cents. Or four cents. We talk a lot.

This is a complete, unabridged reading of the original fiction. The only change is that we occasionally self-censor.