Part two of our horrible adventures into the worst fanfic ever written, My Immortal! We've got it all, (aside from keeping to actually reading the dang thing) torpedo cats, Culi Theory, Eryn sighing and telling completely unnecessary and unrelated stories, Jess helpfully defining words and tastefully ignoring puns, the decidedly unfamily friendly Russian Voldemort, guns, the combat capabilities of various religious symbols, the beginning of the sweater/poster saga, and much much more!

Follow along (chapters 9-13) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

We're very sorry.

CW: Self Harm, Suicide, and Offensive Language