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Here we are again, for the penta (like in pentagram, geddit coz we're goffik) episode as Jess and Eryn continue their journey through My Immortal! This week Hogwarts goes to Washington with functional fashion the 2000 election! Lessons are learned! Jess teaches us Japanese and life lessons! Eryn is a total nerd with too many puns and far too much information on the Weimar Republic. We learn the importance of remembering to breathe while kissing! Character growth abounds as we see our esteemed author spell things correctly... mostly... somewhat... it's a start... The dork mark holds nothing on the author's blatant racism. Seriously. Enjoy???

Follow along (chapters 24-31) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters2344.htm

CW: Racism, Foul language, Mentions of: rape, suicide, and self harm

Jess and Eryn ask the real hard hitting questions, in this, the fourth instalment of My Immortal! Join us as we are reminded to delt our men and question Albert Dumbelldork's choice in pet hairstyles! Grab a drink of invisibility coke as Eryn chokes on hers and loses the plot AND the page! (if she had either to begin with) Listen as Jess ruins a popular song and any future career with a soundbite! Introducing a crossover of a galactic proportion, far far away. Now let us all pray to the red squiggly line and Stan, who we stan. May they help us all... and Dobby was watching!1  

Follow along (chapters 18-23) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm 

We're very sorry 

CW: Mentions of: cutting, suicide, guns, rape, and violence

Like a bad rash Eryn and Jess return with the third installment of the worst fanfic ever written! My Immortal! And like a bad rash you should probably get the fact you're listening to us looked at, really we mean it. Join us as we further descend into chaos, the stunning conclusion of the sweater/poster saga, our deep and desperate hope in interim editor Brittney, cartoon physics, more bad puns and obscure references, Jess dipping into what's probably copyrighted music, the fic finally managing to blind Eryn, names- just so many names, and all the cringe you can('t) handle! May your ears hurt as much as our faces did trying to pronounce the unpronounceable!

Follow along (chapters 14- 17) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Fangz... we're very sorry.

CW: Violence, Self-harm, and Mentions of Suicide