My Impression

All about the 2025 Grammys: TAYLOR’S DRESS, charli’s performance, and BEYONCÉ WINS AOTY!!!! And Benson Boones big ass cheeks

The state of the United States has depressed me this beautiful Sunday after spending time with that guy I met on bumble bff. The good news is I discovered FKA twigs. The bad news is it is triggering me from past experiences while consuming my favorite media. I was seriously perturbed multiple times this week!

I saw Taylor Swift with Caitlin Clark at the chiefs game together and wondered, “what is that?”. I delve into whether Taylor is capable of giving her advice on navigating fame, whether they’re both gay for each other, and how Chanel has robbed us of Taylor Swift’s identity.

Some lady said she was going to actually live her life after TikTok gets banned. Is scrolling not living life? Will be just move to scroll on another app? What projection of life is a real fulfilled life? I love being online. You can still be online every day and get cr*am Pied, and that’s okay!

Yes I’m crashing out

Episode 6 of My Impression takes us back to the KAYLOR LORE (my favorite swiftie lore ever) to determine if Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss reciprocated munching box or if Taylor was just obsessed with Karlie. After stealing so many of Karlie’s looks, writing about a deep loss, and failing to secure a gay husband, it’s looking like Taylor Swift had a disturbing obsession… or just gay.

Happy new year! 2025 is going to be full of celeb drama (I have a sixth sense for that) and these are my hopes and dreams from the tabloids!! In short:

• ​Gracie Abraham Lincoln will beat someone up on the street 😭😭😭
• ​Lana will shade Taylor in her new album
• ​Taylor and Travis will get engaged
• ​Selena Gomez will call off her engagement to Benny Blanco
• ​Kellogg Teller will tell us what happened with Taylor Swift
• ​Ariana Grande is Audrey Hepburn

What are your thoughts?? Add what you hope 2025 will bring in comments!!

The nominations and final winner of Miss Jumbo Cornball 2024 are announced! From Camila Cabello, Taylor Swift, and Ethan Slater, the special awards show is hosted exclusively on My Impression.

After the release of Blake Lively’s lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, it seems Blake would benefit from regulating stories in the media funneled by PR firms by disclosing the source affiliation. That strategy may help or harm Taylor Swift’s PR strategy, as it would build trust, but reveal how much narrative manipulation exists. Does that media manipulation exist to mitigate gay rumors?

The inter-attractive relationship craze is taking Hollywood by storm (Selena/Benny, Taylor/Travis, Lana/Alligator Daddy, Ariana/Bauque, etc)! Is this good for culture or just empowering incels?

As Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and TikTok seemingly come to an end, can we hope to be entertained by the infidelity in Hollywood and Taylor Swift’s alleged s3x cult?