My Index To Sex

Lynn and Sephe in the season finale of 'My Index to Sex'. We could say that this week they focus on long-term client relationships, peculiar family traditions, and the eccentric quirks of loved ones, or it would be equally valid to say that they take us from drunken cartwheels at a castle to sardine emergencies! 😀

00:00 Introduction and Welcome

01:18 Reflecting on the First Season

01:47 Listener Feedback and Future Plans

03:03 Special Client Story

04:12 Escorting Anecdotes and Challenges

06:45 Travel Tales and Misadventures

11:26 Awkward Client Expectations

15:40 Navigating Relationship Dynamics

16:00 A Discussion on Vulnerability and Shame

19:04 The Turks and Caicos Incident

21:14 Reflecting on Annoyances in Relationships

23:03 Sardine Stories and Family Quirks

27:10 Memorable Vacations and Lifelong Friendships

30:09 Concluding Thoughts and Season Farewell

Lynn and Sephe are back on a particularly hot day (though not in a sexy way). Lynn worries about the challenges of escorting when the weather is hot and Sephe hilariously dissects a bizarre commercial for an all-body deodorant. This week’s client presents a new challenge and new preferences, which leads to stories of British barristers with unusual preferences to the hilarity of lost sex toys in inappropriate places.

00:00 Introduction and Listener Request

01:38 Weather Talk and Costco Memories

02:39 The Escort Business in Different Seasons

03:54 Rant About a Commercial

08:47 Client Stories: MP the Mighty Peter

15:35 Whispering Stories and Climax

16:12 Discovering the Backdoor

17:12 The Art Gallery Client

18:46 Reconnecting in Manhattan

23:57 The British Barristers

26:35 The Waldorf Incident

32:31 Unexpected Opportunities

33:09 Final Thoughts and Farewell

In this episode, Lynn and Sephe discuss a 'transactional client' from DC, whose initials are also DC. Lacking in manners, warmth, and connection, and generally not a very nice gentleman, what else could we name him but Dodgy Codger? ( Get that filthy mind out of the gutter 😆)

00:00 Introduction and Listener Request

00:52 Welcome to My Index to Sex

01:08 Introducing Sephe Haven and Her Index Box

01:48 The Cards and Their Stories

03:14 The Art of Timing and Teasing

05:13 Challenges of the Job

07:52 Client Profile: Dodgy Codger

16:03 Reflections on the Escort Experience

22:35 Closing Remarks and Farewell

In this episode, Lynn and Sephe hilariously navigate the story of Stephen Stephen, a former client whose relationship whose judgment grew with age. It’s a cautionary tale for anyone thinking that jumping out of airplanes might be fun, and also for parents who are thinking they don't have to bother giving their kids proper names.

00:00 Welcome to My Index to Sex

00:26 Introducing Sephe Haven

01:00 A Week of Breakages

01:42 The Mysterious Client: Double Steve

02:53 Timing the Sessions

09:27 Skydiving Stories

12:35 Aging and Expectations

14:39 Reflections on Escorting

19:59 The Fantasy vs. Reality

27:41 Final Thoughts and Farewell

In this episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn Ferguson and former top escort Sephe Haven explore how Hawaiian Punch by the bedside and rainbow-colored bikini briefs can signal danger, deception, and a life-altering event. 

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

01:00 Meet Butch from Portland

02:40 The Page Three Phenomenon

03:44 Client Expectations vs Reality

04:37 The Arrest Story Begins

04:58 The Internet Changes Everything

06:02 A Suspicious Encounter

14:25 Uncovering Scars and Secrets

15:54 A Sudden Shift in Atmosphere

17:51 The Arrest and Its Aftermath

19:20 Living Under the Radar

20:59 The Human Side of Law Enforcement

22:19 The Impact of an Arrest

27:26 The Stigma and Secrecy of Escorting

28:51 Reflections on Morality and Society

30:58 Closing Thoughts

In this episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn and Sephe focus on her experiences with Scottish clients. Hilarious and unexpected, the duo discusses everything from professional endurance to tartan-clad events and Haggis. Brace yourself for laughs and jaw-dropping stories about unexpected client encounters, 'pussy packs,' and unique client requests.

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

02:14 Sephe's Acting Background and Professionalism

05:14 Challenges of Being an Escort

07:27 The St. Andrews Society Event

08:03 Navigating Clients at the Event

14:44 Post-Event Reflections

15:22 Scottish Names and Genealogy

16:12 Scottish Penis Statistics

17:14 Comparing Scottish and Irish Men

19:50 Haggis and Scottish Cuisine

21:35 Bill Cheese Grater and Paula Brie

29:05 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

This week’s index card belongs to 'Russell,' a gentle and sweet garbage truck driver who became a regular client of Sephe. We learn the difference between blue-collar and white-collar workers, why onions can be dangerous, and the difference between being house-proud versus being a serial killer.

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

01:01 Exploring the Index Boxes

03:00 Meet Russel: The Blue-Collar Client

08:37 Life Beyond Escorting

21:39 The Challenges of Transitioning Careers

25:51 Conclusion and Final Handsy Thoughts

Lynn and Sephe discuss why an octopus is so tricky, the surprising differences between strippers and escorts, the need for a 'going to jail' kit, and discover how contrasting opinions on books like 'Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus' can coexist.

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

01:11 Meet Mr. Hubert: The Door Developer

02:50 Champagne and Cigarettes: Life as an Escort

03:59 The Octopus Client and His Furious Wife

08:32 High Standards in Dating

14:16 The Complexities of Escorting

16:23 A Journey Through Different Types of Sex Work

17:38 The World of Strippers and Escorts

17:50 Inside the Strip Club

18:37 The Cam Girls and Online Platforms

19:07 Personal Experiences and Stereotypes

25:47 The Pretty Woman Debate

32:28 The Reality of Escorting

34:08 Concluding Thoughts and Reflections

Meet 'Mr. Fancy Blancmange’ - an elaborate made-up name for elaborate real-life encounters. In this episode, Sephe tells Lynn of recollects lavish events with Mr Fancy Blancmange, a sexy writer named 'Carrie', and a lady with a boombox, in the backdrop of a snowstorm.

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

01:36 Meet Mr. Fancy Blancmange

05:37 The Two Mr. Fancy Blancmanges

08:10 An Unusual Question

12:09 Escorting and Client Relationships

14:41 A Magical Encounter

15:08 Introducing Carrie

15:33 Carrie and Mr. Fancy Blancmange

17:37 A Sensual Experience

21:09 The Five-Some

22:16 Reflections on Escorting

22:50 Mr. Fancy Blancmange's Background

27:27 Retirement and Reflections

28:21 Conclusion and Credits

Lynn and Sephe delve into the intriguing world of escorting, via synchronized swimming, plantation blinds, and The Olive Garden. Sephe recalls her encounter with 'Patsy,' and the unpredictable nature of desires.

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

00:35 Sefi's Escort Experience

02:10 The Unusual Client: Patsy

03:38 Navigating Female Clients

05:40 Reflections on Sexual Expectations

21:15 Concluding Thoughts and Reflections

25:23 Outro and Credits