Langston and David sit with Will Miles to talk about those trendy Killmonger dreads and vending machine schemes. 

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This episode of My Momma Told Me goes all over the place. We don't even have a dedicated conspiracy, but you know conspiracy talk happens. Langston and David are joined by dear Black conspirator Will Miles (SouthSide, Grown-ish). They discuss ideas like SeaWorld getting us comfortable with slavery again through booking millenial hip hop artists, mega church pastors being trolls, and of course, Love Island being another off shoot of slavery. They answer a voicemail from a Lil' Momma about smoke detector psyops...even proclaiming Langston and David as "BlackAnons". Plus, we are demanding Hollywood to remake Baby Boy through the perspective of Melvin.

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Hey Lil Mommas! Here's one from the vault since football szn is coming back baby! Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty.

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It's a Langston and David episode this week and they discuss a plenty: titties vs. ass technology, Shakespeare, the future of immigration (the answer may surprise you),  and much more. Plus, they answer listener voicemails about Shannon Sharpe and good quality lady bits. 

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Langston and David chop it up with Chris 'CP' Powell in this mini episode and talk about the idea "It's A Small World" and augmented reality in everyday life. 

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Does the animal kingdom have different races? Langston and David hop into conspiracy talks right from the get go with Chris 'CP' Powell (Sunday After Six Special, Hot Mic on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio) to fully discuss this idea. They discuss about animal categories, orcas, and of course, African Bees and those infamous UNC bees. Talks about band aids in tacos and gay robots launch the episode, stay with us on this...what do you expect from a conspiracy theory podcast? 

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Langston and David mess around with Carl Tart in this mini episode and talk cookout soda pop choices and the conspiracy around mayonnaise. 

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Langston and David get together with writer and actor Carl Tart (Saturday Night Live, Grand Crew) again, this time about lactose intolerance. Yes, we lay down some facts about Black people and milk. Do all Black people get to a point where they turn lactose intolerant? David will absolutely not be okay, Langston can drink it but will have regrets, and Carl apparently has a stomach of steel. Remember people who drank milk during dinner growing up? Nasty! We also get into an Eddie Murphy conspiracy from a listener voicemail. 

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Hey lil mommas, here's an oldie! Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session.

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Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy theory. We learn along the way how valuable bird poop is to the world, why we can't travle fully around the south or north pole, and if eating sea fowl is acceptable form of food. Plus. we answer voicemails about those creepy giant skeletons. No one has any business of keeping up Halloween decorations for that long!

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