Does the illuminati only comprise of Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants.

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Are dark-skinned ni**as having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be Wesley Snipes in the 90s as well as J.Cole apologizing to Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago. We also address the craziness of Meek Mill and Draymond Green. Plus, the latest from Terrence Howard. Fire alarms are constantly being pulled during this episode. This is the rampant colorism we promise to deliver each week. 

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Did Giants once roam the Earth? Langston and David sit down with friend of the show, Mandal, to discuss this popular Internet conspiracy theory. It's been discussed over TikTok, even the bible - how much truth is out there about giants? They discuss about the Blue people of Appalachia and the biggest primate with the most intentional name. They answer a voicemail about Kevin Durant, NBA's #1 giant.

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Hey Lil Mommas! We're back with another classic MMTM episode. Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white people afraid of his popularity on TV? Who knows. We don't condone Bill Cosby or Terry Crews.

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Is the Internet really a vacant graveyard of bots and AI? Langston and David sit down with Bay Area rapper LaRussell (Good Compenny) about this new age conspiracy theory. Who knew online would become the breeding ground of haters and weirdos. How many times do we need to read a think-piece about Blu Ivy Carter? How many times do you need your Twitter account revoked? More questions like these get answered. Plus, the guys get honest about their algorithms and how it feels to find out the real names of rappers.

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Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels? 

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Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest KevOnStage and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch! 

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If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with KevOnStage (Here's The Thing Podcast) about this electrifying conspiracy theory. The guys trace things back to their "playing with action figures" days and wonder what toys were made of and how our curiosity got the best of us when learning about electricity. Whether you stick a fork in a socket or put a metal tuna can in the microwave, we were determined to get superpowers! Talks of ESP and Lou Rawls occur, but that's nothing really new to this podcast.

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Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown.

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Does tallow grease cure ALL illnesses? Langston and David hang out with actor/comedy legend Kel Mitchell (Good Burger 2, Kenan & Kel, All That) to discuss this family home remedy. You will for sure end up greasy, but you will be healed instantly...and maybe smell like meats. They discuss what the Internet has to say about this conspiracy theory and the history of it's use. Plus, we see how much they are being sold today and have a strong feeling white people have something to do with this price gouging. Plus, the guys would love to pitch a film idea: The Tallow Man.

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Hey Lil Momma's! Here's another classic episode of My Momma Told Me this week. If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good location. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world. 

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