My Momma Told Me

By Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies,

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How many episodes does My Momma Told Me have?

The podcast currently has 421 episodes available.

My Momma Told Me episodes:

December 19, 2024 START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!
Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland.

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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1h 43min
December 17, 2024 Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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59min
December 12, 2024 Did Denzel Do The Bending?!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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35min
December 10, 2024 Anime Atrophied Our Extra Leg Muscle (with Che Durena)
Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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1h 12min
December 05, 2024 THE START THE STEAL TOUR: BROOKLYN! (with The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White)
Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY.

Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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1h 40min
December 03, 2024 The Secret Hormones in Fast Food...(with Ayanna Dookie)
Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode also gets into the dreadful "sex talk" and embarrassing stories from when everyone was in grade school.

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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1h 9min
November 28, 2024 Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever- changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!?

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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31min
November 26, 2024 We Are Eating Fake Foods Y'all...(with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Are we eating fake foods? Langston and David discuss why most food under the sun is basically not real. The hands of lobbyists determine what certain percentage can be called "food" and how big corporations come into play. Pink slime and Fruity Peeples are talked about regarding artificial foods. Just in time for Thanksgiving, we hope you can stomach this episode!

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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41min
November 21, 2024 THE START THE STEAL TOUR: HOUSTON! (with Kevin Iso)
Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Kevin Iso at The Secret Group HOUSTON. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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1h 26min
November 19, 2024 Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington)
Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels?

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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51min

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How many episodes does My Momma Told Me have?

The podcast currently has 421 episodes available.

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