Say whaaaat?? That’s right, it’s a bonus episode! 

In this surprise mini-ep, Carly discovers cinema tickets are tax-deductible and promptly drags Rich to see Final Destination 6 (yes, they made another one). Join them for a spoiler-filled horror movie review full of franchise nostalgia, absurd death scenes, and marital bickering.

Is the Final Destination series still delivering the goods? Is Death running out of ideas? And why is this franchise so obsessed with ceiling fans?

Perfect for horror fans, franchise diehards, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a suspicious plumbing fixture.

In this week’s episode, Rich gets Carly to watch 2024 female-led body-horror, The Substance. Will Carly finally concede that women are just as bloodthirsty as men? Will Rich’s beady little eyes be opened to the female experience? Find out in the eighth prawn-slurping episode of MPHNT!

Directed by Coralie Fargeat

Starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley & Dennis Quaid

Horror/Drama | 2024 | Mubi

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Sick of Rich’s violent gorefests, Carly decides it’s time for something truly wholesome… heartwarming musical classic, The Sound of Music! Will Rich be able to get past his aversion to musicals? Will Carly’s relentless lusting over Captain Von Trapp finally destroy their marriage? Find out in the seventh all-singing, all-dancing episode of MPHNT!

To help Carly get over her aversion to gore, Rich makes her sit down and watch ‘80s splatter classic ‘Hellraiser’! Will she gain a newfound appreciation for blood and guts, or will she regret marrying such a sicko? Find out in the sixth kinky episode of MPHNT!

What better way for Carly to get Rich to open up about his Catholic upbringing than by subjecting him to a badly-written thriller about the quest for Mary Magdalene's bones?? Will Rich finally make peace with his past, or will he end up flogging himself with a whip while reciting The Lord’s Prayer? Find out in the fifth penitent episode of MPHNT!

After four years together, Rich finally gets Carly to sit down and watch 1987 sci-fi classic ‘Robocop’. Will she become an obsessive fangirl, or will she think it’s a pile of macho crap made for basement-dwelling virgins? Find out in the fourth law-abiding episode of MPHNT!

It’s the middle of April… What better time to sit down and watch the festive classic ‘The Holiday’? Will Rich’s icy heart melt, or will he think Carly is a pathetic sap for loving it? Find out in the third mushy episode of MPHNT!

Poor Carly. She just wanted a quiet evening at home, but instead was forced to watch a 2-hour long, black & white nightmare about two smelly men going insane on a windswept rock. Will she regret her marriage, or will her eyes be opened to the possibilities of arthouse cinema? Find out in the second impenetrable episode of MPHNT!

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Carly finally gets Rich to sit down and watch the 2004 Wayans Brothers’ classic(?) ‘White Chicks’. Will Rich think she’s a dumb-dumb, or will he be born again as a Wayans convert? Find out in the first flatulent episode of MPHNT!

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