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My Pillow Guy Did Crack, 3rd World Problems, Gary V Parody, And Don’t Give Me A Creative Note


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Yolo, this week I go ON the rails and explain why people in 3rd world countries should be allowed to have ridiculous problems too. I talk about my blind masseuse Tomas, and how he gets tired at night. Go Figure. I also do a Gary V parody talk because I crowd sourced my group text, and they get what they want, almost always. Also, the guy who sells the expensive My Pillow product, did crack and probably meth. And now he pushes god on you and makes millions. Let’s invent something new, without even having to have a sob story about doing drugs. Nancy Regan would approve. Let me know your ideas. Kind Regards, Josh Smack

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