Em and Meg cover Episode 09: Screaming Meemies. Poppy is the least-liked character, Shirley is still MVP, WHAT DOES THE HOUSE WANT and embarrassing dating stories abound.

Emily and Megan talk about Episode 8: Witness Marks. We didn’t quite know what to call this episode, tbh. Alternate titles include: Hey, Mom, Red Mom and CAN THE HOUSE READ?

It's time for Episode 07: Eulogy. Hugh Crain's DIY skills leave something to be desired, the house HATES him, and WHY CAN'T THIS FAMILY HAVE SOME HAPPINESS DANG IT!

Meg and Emily pick up with Episode 6: Two Storms. Nobody wants to talk about ANYTHING. Shirley gets betrayed TWICE. AND CAN SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE PLEASE SEE NELL.

Megan and Emily go on a “Where Are They Now” journey and talk about what the show has set up so far, what our theories for the show involve, and get ready to binge the rest of the season!

Time for the SCARIEST episode of all! Episode 5: The Bent-Neck Lady. (Thanks! I hate it!) We get to see Nell's episode, talk about world-building, and ask the same question over and over: What does the house WANT?

We dive into Episode 4 : The Twin Thing where big boys know the difference between what's real and what's imaginary. Nooooooo. Luuuuuuuke.

Join us as we talk about Episode 3: Touch. Here we’re still salty about Shirley, we love Theo’s magic powers, and throw WAY too much shade at the Crain’s parenting techniques for being two single ladies.

We talk about Episode 02 Open Casket, declare our loyalty to Shirley, and Megan shows her true sisterly colors.

Emily and Meg watch the first episode of Haunting of Hill House during the day. Meg talks about how much she luuuuuuvs Steven. A lot. So much. You guys don’t even KNOW.