Join us as we go over Roswell Season 1 Episode 3: Monsters. The gang is worried that Maria will spill her guts, dream walking is MOLECULAR MAGIC???, and how many more times can Sheriff Valenti be inappropriate?!?

We cover Episode 2: The Morning After. No one cares about Michael’s feelings besides us, Kyle takes another step to the dark side, and Liz and Maria suffer from Czechoslovakians.

Liz gets shot and figures out the alien secret immediately…like IMMEDIATELY, much to the dismay of Max’s sibling and friend. Megan can’t keep the multitude of M names straight. Special guest stars include Toby from the West Wing, Marshall from ALIAS, and Riker from all the Star Treks.

It is now EMILY’S turn to be irrationally gleeful as she makes Megan watch the 1999 TV show Roswell. This show has it all! Aliens! High School Romance! Etc etc etc. Watch….er, listen as Megan attempts to name all the characters and cannot (for the life of her) stay off her Twitter feed.