In which Bruno complains about how far he has to walk to babysit Conrad.

In which the Blogger finds the highways of Northern Italy way too familar for his taste.

In which a boy in suburban Chicago begins to learn why he cannot go to Italy.

In which Bruno takes Conrad to a soccer match, which at the time seemed like a great idea.

In which Dr. Muche-Albrecht expresses her interest in a unlikely friendship.

In which the imperial convoy must choose whether to go over—or under—a mountain.

In which Fr. Niall Bresnahan fails at his new assignment; Nora Eunice Magliano develops an unhealthy interest in bankruptcy law; and Sister Eunice Larkin must witness the dismantling of her life's work.

In which the Blogger decides that a certain situation was just way to cross-cultural for him to have gone sticking his nose in.

In which the Blogger moves out to the patio, to escape from the TV news in the coffee shop.

In which Casey Lasko visits a locked and temperature-controlled room.