With the EU's Right to Repair Directive transposition deadline just days away, this episode delivers the full treatment Daniel's been asking for. We trace the movement from the 1975 Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act through Massachusetts' 2012 automotive ballot initiative, John Deere's Ukrainian firmware debacle, and the DMCA Section 1201 exemption battles. We name names on which manufacturers are genuinely committed — Framework, Fairphone, Valve — versus those performing compliance, like Samsung's collapsed iFixit partnership and John Deere's hollow MOU. Then we tackle the hard question: where are the legitimate safety and security limits? Lithium cell puncture, medical device tampering, and the real distinction between genuine risk and manufactured excuse. Finally, we assess whether any of this has actually worked — repairability indices, battery regulations, and the metrics being gamed.