Nacho Mama's Movie Previews

Shawty a lil baddie.  She my lil boo thang. And shawty got the fatty (Shawty got the fatty!)

CW: rape. 

It's spooky season! Oh it ain't no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. Actually that's not true, if it were in front of a crowd that would be public indecency, and also very painful.

Add a little pumpkin spice to your nachos this week, and throw some of that margarita salt over your shoulder, this week's movie is CURSED. Rosemary's Baby, old ass spooky shit, here we go.

DISCLAIMER - What happens at the end of the episode and cut the recording short happened IRL and was not staged in any way.

Here we are folks, it's the big one. The Don. The Papa. The Boss. Marlon Brando's gabbagool, The Godfather. By the way, what do cotton candy grapes taste like?

This episode is a big one: it's Shrid's 1000th movie ever watched. And boy is this movie da bomb. We travel back to a time when television had 3 channels and they played nothing but re-runs of Friends and The Big Bang Theory. That's right the 60's.

If you need to calm your nerves, this episode will teach you how to stop worrying, and love the nachos.

Never once in my life have I apologized for making a podcast, but dear listeners today is that day. We invite you to make the grave mistake of watching Lady in the Water, one of the lowest of the low points of M. Night Shyamalan's career. Enter a world where the biggest mystery is how this movie was financed. What is a J.G. Scrunt? Who is Cleveland Heep? How ashamed was M Night after making this? Why am I asking you all these questions? Steal your neighbor's cat, put a bonnet on him, and eat some nachos cause it's Nacho Mama's first *bad movie feature*.

It's Punch. It's Drunk. It's Love. You know exactly what we're talking about. That's right it's 2011's Crazy, Stupid, Love. 

One of life's greatest pleasures is watching Ryan Gosling brooding in the corner, especially while he's stuck in the drive thru of a closed Taco Bell. Shrid finds out of this Michael Scott rom com is more rom than calm. Fist bump a friend, take a shot, and hug someone. 

Crazy Stupid Love is available for streaming on HBO.

Content warning: Sleep paralysis

The long awaited sequel to the hit song Cotton Eyed Joe is here, Button Eyed Coraline. Quilts and claymation sound like a lot of fun, but there be beasts where we're going. Keep safe everyone, or the Seamstress will getcha!

A deadly disease, the collapse of society, an army of undead nightmares, England I guess. No, we're not talking about Club Penguin, it's 28 Days Later. 

Welcome to the first and hopefully last quarantine special episode of Nacho Mama's Movie Previews. Make yourself a Quarantini (2 shots of gin, 1 shot of flu vaccine), distance yourself from others by 6 feet, wash your hands, and watch this classic movie with us.

My Life as a Teenage Robot was a pretty cool show, sad they ended it. They made a dystopian crossover sequel with the Phantom Menace, and it looks pretty wack. Aliens, heists, Kevin Spacey, oh my god what even is this movie? Sarah finds out the hard way: by renting it for $3 on Amazon and then watching it **dubbed**

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Just in time for this chilly winter weekend, comes Midsommar to warm us with goosebumps and shrooms. This time none of us have seen the movie, which is why we're glad to have the accompaniment of our gorilla footed friend Shane. Sarah faces the horror of being evicted, and feels like she doesn't have an apartment, whatever that means.