This week the girls sit down with artist, poet, and proud horse girl Elisabeth Sulich for the fourth installment of VPT2 interviews in the lead-up to June 7th! They wax lyrical about mother's milk and arrive back at the platitude that god is a woman after all. And so they are left asking the brave questions: does god have traction alopecia? Does she listen to Ariana Grande music on purpose? Was she raised on baby formula? Did she grow up in a household without a TV?

They discuss the movies that shaped their childhoods: Baby Mama (2008) and Daddy Day Care (2003) and soon realise that all roads lead to Bondi Junction car park.

As Nigella Lawson once said: You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to?

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