You’d never have thought “lube and toothpaste” would be part of the reasons you laughed on a Monday but here we are. So just press play and let’s go on a ride.

Severus Snape needs to be treated with respect. Dudley has awesome death eater potential. Even Dangote would collect N10m. God might be a woman but Medusa is definitely Igbo.

In my defense, I listened to Lil Baby before this. What would the male version of a side chick be? Could your dad be a badder bitch than you? Why is ‘Eve’ spelled that way and ‘leave’ gets an extra A despite the obvious L? You would love this!

If your older women friends ever try to tease you about “changing your diapers”, I think a good retort is asking them a historical question close to their generation. Join me as I try to surf the waters of being in a relationship with an older woman/younger man.

Maybe men should experience periods too.

If you think you have an idea on how crazy Cavey’s mind works, this pilot episode exists to make you realize how far from the truth you are. From the interestingness of women to playing delivery man man for friends, plug in and maybe lose yourself in Cavey’s world.

Trailer: “the near impossible task given to overthinking, imperfect perfectionists like myself trying to figure out a way to get people to listen to the message they feel they have to share”.