Nameless Cults

Hello hello! Sorry for the delay and sorry for the audio quality, i kinda botched the recording of this one. But the exciting news is we have our first ever guest - Corey of the Hawke Cast - on to discuss Hereditary, the latest movie that scared the shit out of everybody. Topics include occult studies, seizures, and what type of soap you use to keep out ants. Enjoy!

Hit the road with the Nameless Cults crew as we talk about horror movies taking place on America's highways! Mostly we just talk about The Hitcher (in a long, somewhat spoilery discussion), but we make time for some others at the end including Duel, Joy Ride, Breakdown and The Hitch-Hiker. Topics include the golden age of Horror Hosts, being so old and lame that you talk about "when MTV was cool", and why Michael would be the first to die in any of these movies. We also both do kind of a bad job staying close to the mic, I did my best to fix the volume drops. Enjoy!

Ahoy maties! In this one we splash into the wonderful world of sea monsters, centering around a deep dive on the excellent 1998 popcorn flick Deep Rising. Other topics include Galapagos iguanas, octopodes vs. heptapodes, and Daniel Stern vehicles. Enjoy!

In this one, we take on Alex Garland's brainy sci-fi destined-to-be-a-cult-classic Annihilation! Topics include the film's connection to Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker and H.P. Lovecraft's The Colour out of Space, forgotten MTV show Undressed, and a way too long tangent about the Star Wars prequels. Come on in and get annihilated!

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(outro music is Milk Money by the great King Cop)

We awaken from our long slumber to bring you a chilling tale of horrors to come... Killer Robots! We also talk about hookup party etiquette, softcore parody titles, and drone warfare. And we come up with what's honestly a pretty brilliant idea for a Chopping Mall sequel - get at us, Jim Wynorski.

An episode truly epic in scale and scope. We go through our favorite death scenes in horror history. Along the way we sing the praises of Dumb & Dumber, Dan mixes up Jerry Goldsmith for Jerry Seinfeld, and we officially launch our plan to get Ridley Scott on the podcast.

Also, this episode has even more spoilers than usual, so if you haven't seen Misery, Martin, Pan's Labyrinth, Pet Sematary, The Mist, or The House on Haunted Hill, be prepared to have their endings ruined and shame on you for not being on our level (just kidding, please love us). Enjoy!

We talk about horror movies that involve dreams as well as some of our favorite dream/nightmare sequences in film. Topics include brutalist architecture, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, and Dan's ongoing obsession with The Stupids. Enjoy!

We're back from our holiday hiatus - or should I say holiday hi-ATE-us (ugh, no I shouldn't), because this time we're talking about the most delicious of horror subgenres, the cannibal movie! Subtopics include death metal, rare Fangoria covers, and the importance of family. Dig in!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Get those Silver Shamrock masks on and listen to us discuss some of our favorite Halloween movies not directed by John Carpenter, in particular Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Night of the Demons, and Trick 'r Treat. We share conflicting opinions of Idle Hands, I make a musical proclamation possibly more controversial than my Ramones one, and Dan shares a fun behind-the-scenes story from his days doing special effects.