Legends, welcome back, and if you’re new... okay wow. Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, woke up early to record this riveting episode. Topics include: glambot fails, fall book recommendations, current TV shows and movies, goblin origins, Sydney Dance Company performance of love lock, Babies at weddings, Sleep schedule hacks, Gracie Abram’s workout routine, and ropes. They also learn about the music Earth sent into space for the aliens to enjoy. Send in your thoughts, Legends!

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