Nassau Morning Madhouse

This poor kid was playing golf when he LOST HIS OWN BALL! Yes - the family jewels! An outing of golf had gone from a hole-in-one to a ball-in-one!

Antonio has the sexiest names of 2023 and they're all names we WOULDN'T EXPECT!! If you're thinking bold and brash, it's more like belongs in the trash - get it? Listen to the names that make the list!

Linda asked everyone how they feel about leaving this earth - like how would YOU want to go out with a bang? There are plenty of ways to make a statement and some of these are MORBID!!

Someone is REFUSING to retire and honestly, it's dedication, but is it worth it?? A lot of people want to retire early, but this guy... he NEVER wants to retire!!

One show is LYING about being live - like being on air when they say they are! Has there been a time where you lied and got caught!? There's a ton of times where we,The Nassau Morning Madhouse, have a ton of lies were caught in - but that's not about being LIVE! We promise we're live everyday!

A prank creation was made for parents to use on kids and let's just say some people probably wish it was real! Does hearing a baby cry irritate you? Does the idea of being messy trigger a pet peeve? We dig into pet peeves and our opinions on "Baby Mute" - a fake product to literally mute a baby's cry.

A man thought he was being clever by hiding his illegal belongings from the police. Of course, they found it! Where would YOU hide something before getting caught?

We play 2 truths and a lie, but there is someone out there in the world who is ALL LIES! Everything they say is not real and luckily it's not the Nassau Morning Madhouse crew, but watch out!

In honor of the anniversary of Paul Revere's famous ride, we see how much knowledge we have on the American Revolution

Phantom of the Opera has officially been taken off of Broadway! Listen to our ideas of what COULD replace this magical play! Do you think our ideas will last on Broadway as long as the Phantom of the Opera?