New year; post hiatus

yeah we were just so overworked, now is season 4 u cunts

Anna reveals her secret gender desires

Raphaela gets kinda vicious re: is re al

Jamie laughs, HARD

We Reveal Pynchon's Deepest Desires

"mr my pussy"

"mx my pussy"

etc

idk listen folks im gonna try to, TRY to, keep things light and sweet but the trans genocide is here and our country is no longer considered a democracy so

AND WHY AM I STAYING, cuz ho who has the fuckin' money to leave

listeeeeeen listen, bariatric sleeves, green bariatric sleeves

my my my, thank you for listening

and thank US, for speaking

listen the reason I put the ep info in the title is exactly BECAUSE it wasn't clear otherwise so lets just BACK THE FUCK OFF, rss

achem anyway the girls talk theory, nonsense, and probably like something related to narrative

we had the best sandwiches of our life recently and our perception of the world has changed completely

Mom, what it 'thrifte?'

WEAPONS was supposed to be produced by monkey spoon or whatever

listen LISTEN folks, its a bad movie but I can see why YOU might like it, haha

we go on , we goon, wegwan etc, hmmmm princesss, I fink I'm gonna take my wife

just a few pickle skeptics

now what the fuck is a pickle flight

don giovannis pickle hole

now why the FUCk are we pickling rick in this day and age

im sexy im pickled im sexy im pickled

we, uh, we like to juice it if u will

pickle lore

its pickles all the way down

we are gay calfs mooooo

and

It's us, talking about how Joe Rogan is a naive genius

bitches bitches please1!!1 there's enough to go around....]

and introducing our second guest ms. free pussy herself, H.L. Harley that's right sisterersss

plus we just came of an exuberant high at the local bees, where we handed it to ourselves on none-other than 9/12

piss in piss girlies, piss in piss

I'm sorry but we're a true crime pod now

bu bu bunny is a ryder

mom why did the bad man touch me there?

my f4ther is fucking dead lets all celebrate

it's MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This one is out of order but probably nobody would ever notice anyway

What in the fuck if I were a celebrity I would NOT be doing ads for BINGO phone apps like, cmon drew is your seventh house foreclosed?

There is a band outside our apartment, sorry a Marching Band with a single white girl who plays you guessed it, piccolo

were the first they/she's of juicy couture

damn

Mom, it's cunty!

Everyone's favorite piss slut is still back, still poor, and stillllllll UN-FUCKED

Can I get a 'machine gun fire?' from the cast? Maybe a what a literal DEVICE STOCK has 'loli voice?'

it's long but we were laffing and laffing so, it's good boots

why the fuck can't I find someone who is interested in me, my kink AND IS NOT MARRIED FFS

can we PLEASE as a QUEER COMMUNITY take a HANDICAP for BEING MARRIED ON THE APPS like, let the rest of us get a chance ffs

Grindr is NOT FUN and I WONT ELABORATE

come Kiki with us in west