TMZ's expanded into DC, and boy do they have a LOT to work with, like RFK Jr.'s proclivity for racoon genitalia?

There's a bill on the chopping block in TN to crackdown on Kratom, where else will can somebody get their "gas station heroin?" 

Ticketmaster charging an arm and a leg for a concert tix?! Let's do a bit of "Ticketmaster math" and see what concerts people are willing to bite the bullet to see! 

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Time to pay Uncle Sam! Or maybe it's time to get your money back. Tennessee got an extension midway through Tax Day but that doesn't stop the Nation of Jake from giving you the biggest names in tax fraud, putting in perspective how much Americans are paying in taxes, and why MATA thrives off this time of year.

Also on the show: Elizabeth Warren explains (with M&M's) why Elon Musk's money in her hands would save America, Senior Skip Day should breed the birth of Truancy Task Forces, RFK's crazy raccoon story, and today's Wheel of Weird story: The 8th Commandment. 

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Senior Skip Days are OUT OF CONTROL. First, the shooting at Tom Lee Park three weeks ago, and today at Shelby Farms, a 17-year-old student shot and killed during an unsanctioned "Senior Skip Day" at the park. What should Memphis-Shelby County Schools do at this point?

Also on the show: A damning clip has been released & one victim released a statement against Eric Swalwell, so we break it all down. Also, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is a joke, MATA wants a $13M loan, and we have a Joe Biden clip like the good old days. 

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America has been united for one day only after President Trump posted an AI image of him in white and red robes healing a man on a hospital bed. It's so obviously him as Jesus, but Trump is saying he just thought it was a doctor. The image has been deleted however, which is basically the closest thing to an apology Trump would give.

Also on the show: Trump takes shots at Pope Leo. Rep. Eric Swalwell is resigning from Congress after being outed as a creep, a viral RING doorbell clip of an unhinged manic in a trenchcoat, and what may have been our hardest Name Drop round yet. 

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One of the (many) things Hunter Biden inherited from his father Joe was his willingness to go behind the woodshed and throw hands. In a bizarre clip, Hunter challenges both Don Jr. AND Eric Trump to a cage match. Question is: will it be a 1 v 2? Or is Hunter in the hunt for a tag-team partner?

Also on the show: WVNN's Dale Jackson joins the show to talk about the latest political headlines, Artemis 2 re-enters the Earth, former fatties that should have stayed fat, Kamala Harris teases a legit POTUS run in 2028, and we break down an ape war in Africa for Apes In April. 

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“I am not Epstein’s victim.” Those were the words from First Lady Melania Trump who denounced a number of false allegations made between her and infamous sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. According to allegations, Epstein introduced Melania to Donald and she was not having it.

Also on the show: the latest edition of "Hoes Be Stealin'", breaking down the 201 Poplar report card, revealing the Kinda Gay List, Jason Statham's latest movie about the same thing, Trump's remarks after being called Daddy, and syndicated columnist Ron Hart joining the show to talk Iran. 

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One day Trump is a raging dictator, and the next he is a chicken. After the threating "a whole civilization will die" post against Iran, media pundits and Jimmy Kimmel are bringing back the TACO acronym: Trump Always Chickens Out. Did he back out, or did he simply honor a ceasefire he was hoping to secure in the first place?

Also on the show: We discuss unwritten rules like never slapping someone in a wheelchair or someone wearing glasses, another audit revealed more issues in Wanda Halbert's office, the Chickening of Memphis continues, and our Wheel of Weird story: Lost & Found. 

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More Memphis slander! Former NBA player Jeff Teague CROSSED THE LINE. He claimed while staying in a Memphis hotel when he was playing the Grizzlies that his bathtub had dirty brown water. Anyone that knows anything about Memphis knows our water is no joke, it's the best. 

Also on the show: a ceasefire is announced between Trump and Iran after threating to end an entire civilization, Rep. Tim Burchett warns Americans that aliens are real and have an underwater spaceship the size of a football field, and we play two rounds of Impossible Trivia!

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Already a TOP 3 best clip of the year so far. Overlooking the American people on a White House perch sits President Trump and the Easter Bunny, as Trump rambles about eggs, fake news, and Easter decorations. Then he spends time with kids during the egg hunt telling them about Biden's autopen and how he's the best. We break it all down. 

Also on the show: LeBron James DOUBLES DOWN on his hatred for Memphis, Artemis II breaks Apollo 13's record for the furthest distance humans have travelled from Earth, and MSCS released a website to give updates around problems found in an initial forensic audit of the district.

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Defending Memphis after LeBron's comments about the Bluff City is understandable. However, there's a new argument about why Memphis should not move to Nashville that should stop. The Grizzlies aren't a charity; Memphis was completely stable without an NBA team, and we shouldn't be using the sympathy card to defend it.

Also on the show: Jake goes through each National League city and rates it from 1-10, it's April which means our very first "Apes In Ape-ril" of 2026, WVNN's Dale Jackson joined the show to talk about the latest political headlines, and today's Maxterpiece Theater!

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