“These presentations are equal to masturbation. They make you feel good, but this is not real sex." That's a real quote from city councilwoman Pearl Eva Walker during a TransPro presentation on MATA. Another day at Memphis City Council!

Also on the show, Jake has a conversation with TN Rep. David Kustoff regarding DOGE and the protests on Elon Musk. We also give you today's Wheel of Weird story: Effin' Magnets! 

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"They laughed at the DOGE!" Democrats gathered outside the Treasury building today and are emphasizing the threat posed by Elon Musk... and Donald Trump. The rage clips are priceless. 

Also on the show, Biden goes Hollywood! He signed with Hollywood Talent Agency CAA, so what would be some decent roles in the motion pictures for Ole' Joe? It's also Tuesday and we have Impossible Trivia on the docket for the day. 

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Trump declared an economic emergency over the weekend to place taxes of 25% on imports from Canada and Mexico. Canadians weren't too thrilled, booing the US anthem at a Toronto Raptors basketball game, and several NHL games in Ontario and Alberta. Since then, President Trump approved to postpone the imposition of tariffs on Canadian products, for at least 30 days. 

Also on the show, Jake reacts to the main-character-syndrome celebrities at the Grammy's, the immigration protests in LA, and Rivera's Gen Z movie review of Groundhog Day (1993) with Bill Murray. 

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News came out that Trump is looking to send undocumented immigrants to Guantanamo Bay. We took the initiative on NOJ to decide who else belongs there. From Eagles fans, the fat rapper chick suing Lyft, and people who leave time on the microwave, we cover and condemn them all. 

Also on the show, we listen to today's very popular Maxterpiece Theater and we have NOJ citizen Patrick, who works as an air traffic controller, give us insight on the changes made in recent years and how demanding his job is. 

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Tragedy unfolded last night in Washington D.C. with a helicopter and plane colliding. The questions haven't all been answered yet, but some are quick to find a way to blame the President already. It was also Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's debut and his response was solid. 

During our daily namedrop game yesterday, one caller mentioned he is campaigning a kid he was coaching to win Athlete of the Week on the Commercial Appeal. Our support resulted in him winning it, but did you know his coach doesn't consider himself any good at bowling? Jake also has a conversation with syndicated columnist Ron Hart on his latest political piece. 

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First it was Pete Hegseth, then it was Pam Bondi. Today, Robert F. Kennedy was hit from all directions during his Cabinet Confirmation Hearings, and clips ranging from Elizabeth Warren losing her temper and Bernie Sanders asking if RFK "supports the onesies" are going viral.

Also on the show, Chuck Schumer can't help but give us more sound bites. This time, instead of talking about inciting erections, he talks about what exactly has America all aroused. Jake also breaks down why he believes Wanda Halbert is a closeted Libertarian. 

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Shelby County General Sessions Court Clerk Tami Sawyer is making the headlines for a reason we didn't expect. An image of a merch snack pack with her face on it has gone viral and it begs the question if this is being paid for by tax-payers, and if so... why?

Also on the show, we break down all the clips coming from the new White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt shutting down the mainstream media, and we also react to a crazy story of a nearly 500lb rapper who is threating to sue Lyft after a driver rejected her a ride because of her weight in his Honda Accord. 

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Lawsuits are looming all over the city as Dr. Feagins looks to take MSCS to court after getting fired, Speaker Cameron Sexton confirming the state could take over the MSCS board, and the board now threating to file a lawsuit if the state were to take over. It's a dumpster fire, and local lawyers are gonna eat good this year. 

Also on the show, we break down the deportations moves Trump made against Columbia over the weekend, and we react to the Kansas City Chiefs heading back to the Super Bowl. 

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Dr. Roderick Richmond was recently named the interim superintendent of Memphis-Shelby County Schools after Dr. Marie Feagins was fired from her position. Is it just us or is the title "doctor" losing its legitimacy? 

Also on the show, we react to President Trump's trip to Los Angeles and meeting up with Gov. Gavin Newsome, and we listen in on Producer Max's Maxterpiece Theater and we go waaaaay back on this one. 

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President Trump ain't playing around, we're only four days into the Trump Administration and he has officially signed for the JFK, MLK, and RFK files to be totally exposed. What will we find in them? Wrong answers only. 

Also on the show, Jake talks to syndicated columnist Ron Hart on his latest column on the inauguration and we react to a viral video of a Haitian that was captured who had some strong words for Trump and heartfelt words for Biden. 

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