Tune in this week for the exciting conclusion to *Tapan's Moving Part I*, *Tapan's Moving Part II: Sconce Edition*. You'll hear all about his new walls, his new ceilings, his new floors, and his pretty new china. That's right—Tapan has more than one plate, and we're here to celebrate. Boy, do we lower the boom. Josh brings a weird energy to the party when he rubs you in four dimensions, Mike's mom calls in, Tapan picks up a Sambuca habit. Tbh it's kind of a rager up in E117. Be careful in there. Whatever you do, don't use the bathroom.

Pairings: antigravity; a talented brother; clearly labeled socks