Nicole is back home after escaping the Power Plant Motel FINALLY. She lives to tell the high and lowlights of the Denver trip and spoiler alert -- all summer travel is a ginormous pyramid scheme (scam) right now. You have been warned.

July is also the birthday month for a bunch of the Cancer babies in Nicole's family so that party is just getting started.

1:10 What Day is it?

2:06 Two Lies and a Truth

3:37 Back in RIC

4:36 Quote of the Week

5:20 Birthday Month Shoutouts

7:58 Denver Recap

11:20 Top 10 Reasons Why the Power Plant Motel Sucked Donkey Balls

20:30 SOS Save Our Service Industry

21:22 In the News

29:00 Not So Deep Thoughts