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Naughty or Nice 2


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A seasons ago, my life was so much simpler.
My biggest problem?
It was taking too long to learn the family secrets of how to judge naughty or nice.
Now that I learned it.
Not only was our home in the North Pole and way of life was destroyed.
The person whom I most looked up to was unraveling in front of me.
My faith in everything I ever aspired to be was melting.
I’m sorry girls.
Our dad was rubbing back n forth from under his chin to down his throat,
My lymph’s are inflamed. All the sugar, from the cookies, it’s my debt. Probably cancer.
After our home was blown up we relocated to this remote town in Pennsylvania. Dad relapsed into tarot cards and astrology, but he snapped out of it when my sister and I convinced him to start studying the Bible again.
My faith started to reform, when he taught us how to judge people.
The nice people, had works of goodness, a cross of persecution from naughty people, all while maintaining joy.
Privately I had my doubts about this judgment system. After all the stress and loss we just had, I didn’t want to cause even more crumbling in our family by expressing it to them. At least this system gave them some peace. We were still on a terrorist hot list.
Even in my mind I tried to ignore the itch of the system, I so longed to learn, but was unsatisfying.
Maybe I just over hyped it, and nothing was going to satisfy, after our home and way of life, were destroyed and thinking it wasn’t that good, made it was easier to let go of.
Girls I don’t want my bones to be burned, it’s too cold to dig a hole. I think I’m going to go for a walk in the woods, and look for a cave, to put my body at rest in. I don’t want you to come, because if the police finds my body and see your footprints they might try trump up charges that you murdered me. I’m at peace, and I’m proud of you.
I know it’s not safe to go to the hospital, but what if we brought a doctor here?
A human doctor can’t fix what I prayed for to God heal.
Immediately after that talk I ferreted the internet, to chase out any possible alternative to letting Dad go walk to his grave. While feeding the reindeer I said to my sister.
I’m going to bring someone who can help. Whatever you do, keep him inside, ask to study the Bible about things that you are still unclear about. Ask him any question you can think of, just don’t let him out of your sight. If he ask about me, tell him, I went to go see the elf’s.
The person I wanted to bring back, was hesitant until he saw the reindeer sled.
To my relief dad had not gone for his final walk yet. He as at the table reading the Bible with my sister. But that relief was only a bandaid. I knew he could get so upset that I brought someone in to heal him, when his faith could not. He might just walk out and look for his resting spot as soon as I introduced.
Dad I knew you wanted your faith alone to heal you, I brought Joe Dispenza over who has helped many people do just that.
May I call you Nicholas? Or Santa? Joe said putting out his hand.
Dad’s right hand, started to rub under his chin. Do you believe you are sinner? And Do you have faith that Jesus Christ paid for you sins?
Joe started to rub under his chin. What I believe is our beliefs can alter the physical material around us, an inside us, and if we focus our belief not that we will be healed but that we are healed, and tie it to a strong emotion, I have seen people healed of all kinds of illnesses in minutes.
I believe you can be healed, now, and then we will have time to talk about whatever you want afterwards.
I have seen all kinds of miraculous things myself so did Misses clause, but that didn’t keep her from being disloyal to the commands of Jesus. Our savior still died on a cross because of our sins, maybe he could have healed himself instead of dying and descending to hades, but than that wouldn’t have healed me from my sins. I’m not afraid of my body dying I’m afraid of my soul not being right?
I feel that you are concerned about your beliefs. I don’t claim to know how healing your body will effect your soul. I only claim to know that this mediation absolutely works on healing and upgrading the body. But my hunch is this is a case of one won’t necessarily effect the other. Like getting your car fixed, won’t effect your soul. We are just healing your transportation device in this physical world.
In my line of work, I have to do research on everybody. So I know about you Joe.
You have great faith in what you believe, you have helped many people, you have lots of works. You have your critics who call you a quack, that’s your cross, yet you are full of joy, you are an embodiment of what I taught my daughters is a nice person.
But I repent, I missed some things. the Bible doesn’t deny that naughty people can do great signs and wonders.
The Bible says, an anti christ denies Jesus Christ came in the flesh as the messiah, what say you?
I say we first do this mediatition so you’re healed, then we could talk about this more but if you don’t mediate with me then we won’t have the time to discuss this. The healing works independent of my belief about Jesus. It’s about believing your healed and tying that to a strong emotion, that’s it.
Joe you found a way to heal people, and you want to gift people with this.
I too once delivered gifts to people. But now I’m dedicated to people’s souls not their life in these finite bodies.
If u heal me but I lose my soul by Denying Christ becoming an anti christ what good is it? I’m giving up eternal life by denying Jesus Christ. So I’m ok with dying in this body but I’m not ok with giving up my soul?
This is why I say religion divides us I just wanted to help. I didn’t say you have to deny Jesus, to do this mediation, I didn’t even bring up Jesus.
Our front door opened and in walked Elon Musk.
My satellites noticed the blip in radar and tracked it to here. The reindeer sled I presume?
See what I mean.
Wow two brilliant technological minds in the same room. You were both capable to tap into the infinite field and bring out brand new world changing innovations.
Thank you I don’t think I’m on Santa Clause level yet, but I agree it’s amazing what minds are capable of
Elon it’s like a wonder to meet you in front of Santa Clause. I have wanted to talk with you about your insights into the simulation theory.
What do you want?
I thought you’d be more jolly?
You blew up the North Pole,
The United States government demanded to use my tools, for a top secret reason, I would have much rather, gone up to learn about what you were doing with the northern lights, elves, and the reindeer sled, than to have wastefully destroyed it all. It’s why I am here, in secret to meet with you.
Is Bezo’s coming too, wouldn’t he want to know about my distribution centers
Bezo’s is a fool, and has takes any opportunity to get rid of competition. He revealied in blowing up the North Pole, i think it was a tragedy.
So you have to come apologize?
Truthfully no. You know if I am naughty or nice, so I won’t lie, I don’t think I did anything wrong, when the government ask to use my tools, I hand them over,.
Do you confess if you are a sinner, do you acknowledge Jesus died for your sins.
I sees imperfection as tool to get better. I am not here to confess, but I think the evidence would suggest you are one who likes to help humanity with your tools, and it would be nice for humanity if we talked shop, and learned from one another, let the secrets of the North Pole go into the right direction, after all I come bearing witness, of I have reanimated the work of Tesla, I am in position to have a North Pole line or if you’d rather Santa line of tools?
No thank you
Why not, do you want someone like Bezos to just project paper clip the elf’s and all your life’s work to go into the hands of people who only want self power?
No because it’s a waste of time, you’re not going to save man kind through tools and technology.
I have seen behind the scenes of what is coming. the Plans of People like Bezos and if we want any kind of human freedom it’s going to mars or merging with ai or we’re all doomed.
Oh ye of little faith - We don’t have to flee to mars because Jesus will return to right the earth.
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