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  • Can Kayne West or Jesus heal Kim Kardashian Narcism?
    Naracist Kanye & Kim kadashin
    Kayne we are getting divorced because you refused to take your meds,
    thou shal take you lobotomy pills is not in the Bible and neither is divorce, would you force Walt Disney to take these pills, would you divorce Steve Jobs?
    A real doctor prescribed you this medications to stabilize your moods, the doctor told me in front of you not to reward you with attention when you selfishly decide to not stabilize your moods.
    The Bible says you are to submit me as your husband as to the lord, but you are treating me like cesar milan treats a misbehaving dog, that you reward me with attention?
    It’s not just about you, it’s about the kids, and what’s best for them, a life that isn’t crazy 100 percent of the time.
    If you are so concerned about the kids, why are you splitting up the family? That’s statistically the biggest blow to kids psyche. If they are half of me, and you are showing them to not respect me, to split off from me, aren’t you saying you reject half of them too?
    Don’t try to blame me, you choose to stay mentally unwell,
    How I am a billionaire if I’m unwell?
    I gotta, go, being around you is making me unwell, but for the record I asked you to take your meds, and you are refusing knowing that you are creating a unsafe environment for the kids to be around. Don’t tweet about this when I leave, I will use it in custody court. I don’t have to warn you, I’m being generous by even telling you that, it’s in my interest that you do go on another long tirad which will show the judge why limited or supervised visitation is all you
    Kids time to go. say goodbye to your dad
    Kids wait listen to your dad.
    I’m very sorry that I couldn’t make it work with your mom. I never wanted you to grow up in a divorced family. I never wanted that part of your life, would be separated from me, i always want you to be around so you could learn from me up and downs, first hand. Listen. Your mom and the pychartist are saying I’m a naracist. for a little while I learned what that meant and tried to play your mom is a naracisst too.
    that’s enough we are leaving.
    I will walk with you out. Kids
    I learned the grammar and the language of psychology but they don’t’ have a word fro redemption it doesn’t translate, they believe, you are born a certain way, the c word, I’ll say it once crazy or a naracisst and theirs no redeeming. You can take pills and but they can’t get you to stop having leopard crazy spots.
    Ok I heard enough you are now kidnapping, holding us hostage
    Kidnapping you’re leaving with my kids? Kids I want you to know my first language our first tongue is the Bible. In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God.
    I learned a lot of languages, I’m not talking French, Chinese, Hebrew, I’m saying fashion has it’s own language Louie va ton means something, Yazzie means something, music has it’s own language, business is language and it took me awhile to understand it, they keep that one secret as a barrier to entry, farming, artecture, technology all our a language on themselves, and they used to pass down the signs and symbols to the initiates, but I’m spilling the beans, like Moses, knew all about the pharaoh.
    Say good bye, and shut the door. I’m going to start driving.
    that’s unsafe, I’m just saying words, and you want to drive with the door open. I’m going to finish.
    Kids What i want you to know is the Bible is my first language, my native tongue of fire it’s how I think in my head. In the beginning was the word, and the word was god. psychology might have some things right but it doesn’t got the whole truth or life.
    you could say Jesus was a naracist jesus played the victim card, Jesus said it’s all about him. Is god a naracist, he wants everyone to say how worthy all glory goes to him seraphim fly around saying holy holy.
    Why
    In cortinanians paul addresses people who were picking teams saying i;m for paul, I’m for Apollo’s, if they were watching the voice they’d be saying i have paul wins, or i hope Apollo’s wins, but in the Bible we should all be saying jesus wins,
    is god a naracist and needs to be on psyche meds, no,
    it’s because that’s the great equalizer,
    just god gets the glory
    it’s like wearing a uniform to school we don’t have to try to stand out, we’re all on the same team, if we got worship something that’s god
    Than we don’t have to worry about being the best being jealous who is the best, because in god’s fairness he created a path, where we don’t have to play that game,
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  • Embarrassed by the Holy Ghost
    You don’t want to hear this, I don’t want to record it, i much rather by working on short stories, but I feel convicted that I didn’t yet tie up all loose ends, from the last rant about the Bible being god grimoire.
    Christian.
    This is only meant for your comfort you will not win any arguments with this. just letting you know what you are walking into.
    You can avoid the faith passages all you want, you can steer clear of all the talk about the nebulous spirit, and stick to here are the facts, here my reasons, the skeptic will smell your fear and go you are doing this inspite of your book, your book talks about spirits, miracles, and mysteries and i won’t ever buy that, and you are hiding from it. you’re embarrassment of it. Protest too much?
    Even if you unravel their absorb alternatives to Jesus being the messiah,
    they will park at
    if you can’t catch God with a butterfly net,
    and bring that leprechaun here so i can get my wishes met
    U can take your rainbow map and go on and get...
    So far, simple heathens will mock your spiritual ness. Here’s where i am probably 98 percent wrong, herumnautically and contextaully up in outer space.
    Here’s how your relationship with the spirit will be neuteredby believers.
    To begin with I think you should read all of Romans 14 before you listen any further. Assuming you didn’t
    That chapeter talks about get too dogmatic about your spiritual preferences, diet sabbath, debatable issues. Don’t argue too much about it for the sake of someone who is weak in the faith might stumble by you pushing over one of their idols, and they stumble in the faith, or have a crisis of faith because so much of their faith was connected to that idol. Sure the chapter only calls out diet and holy day but I think you can extrapolate it to other things as well.
    All. Christians acknowledge the Holy Spirit and the scriptures and say both are important. One group leans closer to the written word, and the other closer to the Holy Spirit.
    Surely you can go wrong in other extreme or excluding one entirely.
    For the sake of the argument it is much easier to point at the sins of the people who abuse the Holy Spirit, and use it to excuse all kinds of rift raft. How Can the sola scriptura crowd go astray?
    It has been my observation the sola scriptura crowd is so worried you will go wild if you seek the Holy Spirit, that they water it down as much as possible so it sounds more like a brick than a ghost, and add on so much regualations that it can impact you the least possible way positively or negatively.
    One warning is they quote “nothing beyond what is written.”
    If you’re too buddy buddy with the Holy Ghost you will be tempted to go beyond what is written to outside the safe zones or a consistent hermetic and expositional preaching. A lot of this stems from 1 corinthaians 4:6 nothing beyond what is written.
    But why does the expotionlly preacher tell you about all that they know about that verse, the historical culture at that time, events going on around that place, even though that stuff is not written in text, they see no problem overlaying historical or grammatical commentary beyond what is verbatim written, or personal anecdotes that is also beyond what is written. They will tell you about the author and most likely influences going on in his life, who his immediate audience was, and some how none of this is in the text, it might all be accurate, or close, at least interesting, but definitely beyond their goal post of nothing beyond what is written,
    However their goal post is misplaced.
    1 corthinians 4:6
    “Now, brothers, I have applied these things to myself and Apollos for your benefit, so that you may learn from us the saying: “Nothing beyond what is written.” The purpose is that none of you will be inflated with pride in favor of one person over another.”
    That passage is talking about don’t get favoritism to one human teacher over another, neither paul or Apollo’s because it’s the spirit that always gifted either, not the human teacher themselves.
    I don’t think that verse’s focus is sola scriptura becasue the New Testament may not have even been finished at this time. At least 2 Corinthians wasn’t written when Paul wrote nothing beyond what is written in 1 Corinthians. Here’s the same verse, but with the verse before and after
    “Therefore don’t judge anything prematurely, before the Lord comes, who will both bring to light what is hidden in darkness and reveal the intentions of the hearts. And then praise will come to each one from God. Now, brothers, I have applied these things to myself and Apollos for your benefit, so that you may learn from us the saying: “Nothing beyond what is written.” The purpose is that none of you will be inflated with pride in favor of one person over another. For who makes you so superior? What do you have that you didn’t receive? If, in fact, you did receive it, why do you boast as if you hadn’t received it?”
    Is that Paul saying only ever quote the Old Testament verbatim? Or only his letters verbatim? Is Paul saying something else?
    What is that these people received that they’re not to get boastful of 1 just the Old Testament , 2 just the letters from Paul, or 3 something else
    The next verse paul wrote this
    “You are already full! You are already rich! You have begun to reign as kings without us — and I wish you did reign, so that we could also reign with you!”
    What made them kings, was it the Old Testament, no I think it was their relationship with God, as repeneed believers.
    If you still think paul is primarilly saying sola scriptura in this chapter that was the main thrust was corthians, root out the silly appeals to the Holy Spirit, only say what was written in the Old Testament or what you hear from me. If you still think’s paul first love in that passage was words and expositional teachings. Why did he follow up with this
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    “But I will come to you soon, if the Lord wills, and I will know not the talk but the power of those who are inflated with pride. For the kingdom of God is not a matter of talk but of power.
    “Jesus also used this illustration: “The Kingdom of Heaven is like the yeast a woman used in making bread. Even though she put only a little yeast in three measures of flour, it permeated every part of the dough.””
    The Holy Spirit is 3D classes, it’s the yeast that makes the words rise, off the pages.
    No it’s not say the sola scriptura crowd, no verse says that..
    Ok but paul wrote this in 1 Corinthians chapter 3 the place right before nothing beyond what is written
    “When I came to you, brothers, announcing the testimony of God to you, I did not come with brilliance of speech or wisdom. For I didn’t think it was a good idea to know anything among you except Jesus Christ and Him crucified. I came to you in weakness, in fear, and in much trembling. My speech and my proclamation were not with persuasive words of wisdom but with a powerful demonstration by the Spirit, so that your faith might not be based on men’s wisdom but on God’s power. However, we do speak a wisdom among the mature, but not a wisdom of this age, or of the rulers of this age, who are coming to nothing. On the contrary, we speak God’s hidden wisdom in a mystery, a wisdom God predestined before the ages for our glory. None of the rulers of this age knew this wisdom, for if they had known it, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory. But as it is written: What eye did not see and ear did not hear, and what never entered the human mind — God prepared this for those who love Him. Now God has revealed these things to us by the Spirit, for the Spirit searches everything, even the depths of God. For who among men knows the thoughts of a man except the spirit of the man that is in him? In the same way, no one knows the thoughts of God except the Spirit of God. Now we have not received the spirit of the world, but the Spirit who comes from God, so that we may understand what has been freely given to us by God. We also speak these things, not in words taught by human wisdom, but in those taught by the Spirit, explaining spiritual things to spiritual people. But the unbeliever does not welcome what comes from God’s Spirit, because it is foolishness to him; he is not able to understand it since it is evaluated spiritually.”
    Is it just me or did Paul appeal a lot to the spirit?
    Paul at that time at least didn’t talk like an expository preacher all the time
    Yes some sins are obvious other are hidden. just because some people abuse the liberty of the Holy Spirit doesn’t mean high brow faith is without flaws
    Speaking of things writen beyond when Paul wrote 1 Corinthians chapter 4.
    Here’s paul comparing and contrasting the letter and the spirit in 2 Corinthians chapter 3
    “Are we beginning to commend ourselves again? Or do we need, like some, letters of recommendation to you or from you? You yourselves are our letter, written on our hearts, recognized and read by everyone. It is clear that you are Christ’s letter, produced by us, not written with ink but with the Spirit of the living God — not on stone tablets but on tablets that are hearts of flesh. We have this kind of confidence toward God through Christ. It is not that we are competent in ourselves to consider anything as coming from ourselves, but our competence is from God. He has made us competent to be ministers of a new covenant, not of the letter, but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit produces life. Now if the ministry of death, chiseled in letters on stones, came with glory, so that the Israelites were not able to look directly at Moses’ face because of the glory from his face — a fading glory — how will the ministry of the Spirit not be more glorious? For if the ministry of condemnation had glory, the ministry of righteousness overflows with even more glory. In fact, what had been glorious is not glorious now by comparison because of the glory that surpasses it. For if what was fading away was glorious, what endures will be even more glorious. Therefore, having such a hope, we use great boldness. We are not like Moses, who used to put a veil over his face so that the Israelites could not stare at the end of what was fading away, but their minds were closed. For to this day, at the reading of the old covenant, the same veil remains; it is not lifted, because it is set aside only in Christ. Even to this day, whenever Moses is read, a veil lies over their hearts, but whenever a person turns to the Lord, the veil is removed. Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. We all, with unveiled faces, are looking as in a mirror at the glory of the Lord and are being transformed into the same image from glory to glory; this is from the Lord who is the Spirit.”
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  • the Bible is not a cook book, it’s God’s grimoire
    This is for a mature Christians audience.
    This is the thing that I’m most uncertain about, and be humiliating wrong. This is not my foundation just a little idol for decoration, that maybe needs to be destroyed.
    What the risk reward. Risk walking on thin ice and looking for the cracks of the bible push your luck fall throw to doctrines of demons.
    What’s the reward, one I can have my pride patted on the head for uncovering this treasure, which is the ultimate joy in life is to be worshipped, or highly unlikely this could help someone who had the same nagging questions but either choose to live with the problem and me reminding them of it will make it worse, and this will force them to get frustrated and kick their dog, and be cold to someone who ask them for a favor becasue instead they are thinking of this problem or how to tell me in a clever kind way that I’m the problem, but by rebuking my monotone head, their hands are washed clean.
    If we look at Old Testament prophecies they are not written like a cook book. Skeptics can argue Jesus didn’t fulfill the recipes on 1 to 1 conversion. John the Baptist was not the exact same being as Elijah. Either you accept that prophecies are written more mysterious than a cook book, or you have a lot recipes to reject.
    Jesus told his followers on multiple occasions look I’m going to be killed, somehow it went over their heads, and they panicked when he got arrested, some people think we are given these stories to just like this is only a historical record, that’s it, their is no way God creator of the world, embedded multiple meanings. The Bible is just a straight forward historical account, so people would know how God acted with his people way back when, but it’s borderling blasphemy to suggest God being supremely intelligent left clues to for later generations to know, this is how I acted with past generations so look out, this is how I will act with people in your generations. I forgot some people think that the Bible primary function is to be a grammar book, and even though Jesus or the apostles spent little time correcting, mentioning grammar the primary function of the Bible and gods people is to be like a scribe Jesus was so found of and his people would be known by their endlessly talking about the grammar, not the spirit
    “He has made us competent to be ministers of a new covenant, not of the letter, but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit produces life.” What is important grammatically about the letter of that verse, is what the Holy Spirit wanted Paul to write is notice where in the sentence clause the acting article pronoun Past participle is a modifier compared to this other Greek word that is used 413 times elsewhere but in opposite order, so this stands out the first time a word is used in before a pronoun subjunctive tense Herbert Greek Hebrew noun adverb adjective
    It’s just silly to say the spirit is more important than the objective quantitative grammar, if you let the spirit drive the car you wind up at Kenneth Copelands Gulf Stream five.
    He has made us competent to be ministers of a new covenant, not of the letter, but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit produces life.”
    So what, their are just as many verses that say we should study the Bible, and work in words carefully and you are just throwing up red straw man hearings, no one said the Bible is a cook book, just a history book, or a grammar book
    I was going to say something like sure it’s not said but the implication or my interpretation but who cares I’m not an educated person. I’m easily confused and pay child support, and it only gets worse from here on in.
    In this ever goes to court, I’m never said don’t study the Bible. You should study the Bible backards and forwards, when you hear someone speak, you don’t have to just be a berean and later go study to see, but you should simultaneously by checking what the words being given to you, with the scriptures you know. And if you can not multitask like me, also go be a bereaan and double check to if you remembered the the scriptures right, I only wanted emphasize you don’t study primarily for the grammar but for the spirit. Did you get the gist of what the lesson was, what you should do, or should not.
    If you argue, well we have to know the letter correctly to know the spirit, than I argue you’ll never know the spirit if you stay stuck in the old covenant of the grammar police.
    How literate do you have to be to understand don’t commit adultry, you are a sinner jesus paid for your sins with his death repent, do you have to know Ancient Greek grammar to comprehend that?
    “This is how you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit who confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God. But every spirit who does not confess Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist; you have heard that he is coming, and he is already in the world now.”
    The Bible is god’s grimoire
    bible is not an easily understandable book to the natural man, in fact it says its not understandable to the natural man,
    John 3:16 gives the spell to turn a person from death row, to born again. Not to mention spiritual gifts, and fortelling the future, the bIble is not an ordinary book
    Im not an educated person so when I read Isaiah 14 or Ezekiel 28 and try to figure out is this talking solely about an earthly ruler, or is there a double purpose. Is God through his prophets also condemning a fallen angel along with the earthly ruler, i don’t’ know but I don’t think you will gain this insight through placement of jots ant tittles alone. For all I know it’s non of our business, It wouldn’t change how I ought to live, on whether or not God codedly condemned the devil in the old testament prophetic books.. We know other scriptures, God flat out dooms the devil, so it wouldn’t change anything if he added some more bombs.
    Not every prophecy the authors of the New Testament pinned on Jesus first coming, convinced the people of their day, or the skeptics today. Some prophecies the critics say weren’t even flagged this is a prophecy about the messiah. skeptics will go the apostles were looking for anything in the Old Testament, that could pin on the life of Jesus, and declare prophecy fulfilled. The Old Testament gave 10 commanments, 600 some other rules, genealogies who begat who, exact measurements of the temple, but it didn’t list out here’s all the prophecies about the messiah in one place. People complain when the Bible list things, they call it the dull parts, and when a prophecy is given, they say we can’t know for sure, it’s unclear dubious at best.
    For the word of God is living and effective and sharper than any double-edged sword, penetrating as far as the separation of soul and spirit, joints and marrow. It is able to judge the ideas and thoughts of the heart. No creature is hidden from Him, but all things are naked and exposed to the eyes of Him to whom we must give an account.”
    Does that mean when you die you sit in front of a 40 foot Bible, and it judges you or is the Word of God Jesus? If you think the Bible is living and sees all, you already acknowledged it’s not an ordinary book.
    Either way the word of God is unique and unparalleled it’s not us who through our grammar detective work separates the word of God from pronoun and adverb but it judges us.
    “The Father who sent Me has Himself testified about Me. You have not heard His voice at any time, and you haven’t seen His form. You don’t have His word living in you, because you don’t believe the One He sent. You pore over the Scriptures because you think you have eternal life in them, yet they testify about Me. And you are not willing to come to Me so that you may have life.”
    But academic will say
    “and you know that from childhood you have known the sacred Scriptures, which are able to give you wisdom for salvation through faith in Christ Jesus. All Scripture is inspired by God and is profitable for teaching, for rebuking, for correcting, for training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be complete, equipped for every good work.”
    Knowing the scriptures is profitable, how can you argue for ignorance?
    Guilty I’m ignorant and dont talk good. Any chance you esteem your grammar police creditinals too highly. The scriptures give you wisdom for salvation, not salvation itself, it’s profitable we should study it but Bart Earman studies the scriptures for grammar more than I and he admits he doesn’t have salvation. No one is denying you should study this book, but it won’t get you all the way to being right with God. It’s not the hearer of the words, but the doer of the words.
    The Bible is the best book, maybe the only thing you’d ever have to study, it will exist long past any of my comments about it. Or yours. It has stood the test of time, past rulers who followed other books, who exiled and enslaved the Bible believing people. I do not mean to denegrate the Bible by poking holes at ones limits of comprehension of it, I merely desired to exhault the Bible that it is beyond our cheering. It’s better than just a history book, cook book, grammar book, it’s a in a class of it’s own. In any category it would win. It best explains the world, and correctly for tell the future.
    The Old Testament prophecies about Jesus, are enmeshed encoded in text
    if you’re just skimming through you’d overlook them, if someone didn’t point to it and go that’s a prophecy about the messiah, you might never have come to that conclusion on your own. Example Hosea 11:1 “When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt.”
    At first glance, that just sounds like God talking about Israel in the past, being exiled out of Egypt. Does that passage without a doubt scream it’s talking about the messiah, is the word messiah even used, does it say I’m talking both about the past, and giving you a clue about the future. No it doesn’t. If you treat the bIble look a cook book recipe that if you just study it context every part of snaps it into place, and you can wrinkle out every mystery is a lie.
    you have to study the bible with humility that as a flawed human, who your best works is of filthy wrags, Jesus particularly warned against scribes and teachers of the scriptures of his day, who love the prestige of teaching, be careful. And i think there are parts of this mystery that an angel stands in front of like of eden, and maybe we can see the outline or like looking through a fence, but we are not allowed in yet. I think the people who brag about their fine theological strainers, that they pour the Bible through, and strain out anything that doesn’t fit their system I think would have gone, no way John the Baptist is Elijah come back, no way Jesus could heal on the sabbath. I think they idolize their theogolical strainers, more than the creator.
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  • Dull genealogies dubious prophecies
    The following is intended for an mature Christian audience only someones faith isn’t easily shaken,
    Why in the world would god give us dull genealogies but dubious prophecies?
    You are right the Bible says there’s no devil running the show. No spiritual warfare.
    Nothing more going on behind the scenes then we can perceive.
    “Then the Lord opened Balaam’s eyes, and he saw the Angel of the Lord standing in the path with a drawn sword in His hand. Balaam knelt and bowed with his face to the ground. The Angel of the Lord asked him, “Why have you beaten your donkey these three times? Look, I came out to oppose you, because what you are doing is evil in My sight. The donkey saw Me and turned away from Me these three times. If she had not turned away from Me, I would have killed you by now and let her live.” Balaam said to the Angel of the Lord, “I have sinned, for I did not know that You were standing in the path to confront me. And now, if it is evil in Your sight, I will go back.””
    Numbers 22:31-34 HCSB
    “Then he said, “Don’t be afraid, Daniel. Since the first day you began to pray for understanding and to humble yourself before your God, your request has been heard in heaven. I have come in answer to your prayer. But for twenty-one days the spirit prince of the kingdom of Persia blocked my way. Then Michael, one of the archangels, came to help me, and I left him there with the spirit prince of the kingdom of Persia. Now I am here to explain what will happen to your people in the future, for this vision concerns a time yet to come.””
    Daniel 10:12-14
    God kept his plans secret so the rulers of the world could not undue it,
    “Yet when I am among mature believers, I do speak with words of wisdom, but not the kind of wisdom that belongs to this world or to the rulers of this world, who are soon forgotten. No, the wisdom we speak of is the mystery of God —his plan that was previously hidden, even though he made it for our ultimate glory before the world began. But the rulers of this world have not understood it; if they had, they would not have crucified our glorious Lord.
    1 corinyhians 2 6
    Why isn’t God more precise about his future plans, why is it in code? Maybe for the same reasons Eisenhower didn’t want to disclose to the Nazi’s the exact where and when of d day.
    Or the secrets of the Manhattan Project
    King herad, killing the babies at Bethlehem to get rid of the messiah, no the devil can not stop god’s plan, but he is going to try.
    Paul didn’t willinging surrender his life, the first time they wanted to kill him, he escaped. But paul didn’t escape to enjoy his fancy life, he survived to fight another day, to help others escape. Paul’s was not openly accepted amoung believers, just because he begun confessing christ. Paul had to meet with elders in Jerusalem. Anyone maybe got to hear the apostles on the street proclaiming christ, but i don’t think just anyone got an invite to their private fellowships, and they were being hunted, by people like paul.
    If i think my coworker would use what i believe against me, do i have to corner them and tell them everything and then loose my job, because i was insistent on dropping seeds on a ground that is not fertile. God gave us a discerning spirit, if you are caught like Samson like Stephen god will give you strength and words of power. Do you have to commit suicide by cop by casting your pearls before swine or Isis? When judas kisses Jesus and the guards surrounded Jesus, it wasn’t the first time they tried to capture him. Reverse engineering. Humans learn knowledge of an atom and then some ruler wants to know how to turn that into a weapon. The word of god shaper than 2 edge sword, what are the odds the bad guys in high spiritual places don’t study the word to weaponize it?
    Why someone like Jordan Peterson los this find for a time, because he was messing with the word, like someone messing with nuclear radiation and he wasn’t protected he was tinkering with things, without the protective suit on.
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  • Cancel doom & gloom Christians
    The following skit is intended for an mature Christian audience only someones faith isn’t easily shaken,
    With all the recent surprises, would you be shocked if with the next few months few years you saw in the headlines Tim Cook, mark zuckerbeg etc decide the want to Cancel all Christians.
    Tim Cook could say the time has come after the storming of the capital it’s clear the Bible is the origin of this hate. We have mined the important parts out, love everyone don’t be evil but now it’s time to put all the elephant in the room hateful ideas from the Bible behind us.
    Too big of a swing. An over reach or a good lay up for
    Joe Biden to come in say come on folks here’s the deal can’t cancel all Christians just the doom and gloom stuff. All the hate originates in the twisted view of The doomsday cults who think this is an evil world, and look up to the skies for the vengeful God to come down and smite it. This election was battle for our soul of the nation we see that these doomsday nihilist who don’t believe in science, equal rights for women storming he capitol this is not who we are. We were founded on the pursuit of happiness not hoping the world was going to end with an angry god returning that kind of thinking has no place in America anymore it gets us to distrust our neighbor instead of embracing them to put up walls not to build bridges. The twisted ideas that the world is evil and needs to be punished are peddled by fear mongers, who use division to manipulate good people and the good book you know the one, I’m proud to announce new initiative to ban doom and gloom in all its forms hate speech hate beliefs let’s just put that all out to pasture. John f Kennedy got this nation to the moon be dealing in optimistism, talking about the world is evil, and without hope that won’t help us work out any of our serious problems we face today. Any one or any where that is teaching that will be shut down period. if you hear your neighbor or church say that turn them in. I love you I believe in you, i believe in us.
    Jeff durbin goes I Called it. I warned christians not to be doomsday prophets, and not to be Gnostics. I told yo these were the two greatest weakness in the church in america and now god is judging them. Well this is actually a good thing, because the proclamation of gods righteousness will go forth as decreed, and the bad branches of doomsday’s and Gnosticism are being pruned by the hand of god. I called it.
    Joe Biden is not right but a broken clock is right twice a day. Christians alive today 2 Milliena after Jesus said it was finished are not supposed to be doom and gloom. Doom of coarse being the left behind beliefs, that Jesus is still waiting to come back to defeat the anti christ all that whack theology, which preterism shows Biblically the end times already happened. And then gloom the Gnostics ideas of dualism and that the world is evil. Which is wrong the earth is not evil, God made it good. It’s only sin that was bad, the devil which was finished at the cross, since then goodness has steadily swept across the globe.
    Furthermore I am going to be petitioning Joe Biden, because I have the answer, I need you guys to sign this petition so the White House will see, if they make me the dicipler, I can bibically explain why this two views ought to stand Down, that I can like a hostage negotiator, who loves the word of God, go to these churches, and rather than arrest people and have them be killing time in jail, i will diciple them into the proclaimed fullness of the truth. I can show them through the word of god they ought that to be good productive obedient citizens. People who want to fix this world every bit as the democrats,
    End of skit
    Doom is the world is going to be judged by a returning vengeful Jesus.
    Gloom is the world is wicked until then.
    If the devil is shooting flak at doom and gloom, wouldn’t that be because that’s his achielles heel? I mean the heel he’s afraid of dropping on his head. If the devil doesn’t care about domainist delusions, that they can talk all they want about how the evolution of gods righteousness spreading over the world and devil is letting them go unguarded, why?
    Joe Biden, and the devil dont’ think that jesus has to come back, to fix things, they think they can manage the property on their own. but why are some Christians, hell bent on telling you forget about doom & gloom.
    The devil doesn’t like doom becasue it points to his time being short, loosing his control of the earth, and his imprisonment things he like to cancel.
    Here’s how the devil chips away at doom.
    Doom is uncomfortable to think about either you are a christian who will have to suffer persecution from an antichrist
    Or you are in a delusion thinking the antichrist is god, and then when jesus returns you are damned for taking the mark of the beast
    Don’t bring attention to the most embarrassing part of the Bible the failed prophecies.
    The devil can tempt you into thinking Jesus and the apostles were failed prophets. Jesus and the apostles told their followers to not even care about worldly things even marriage because Jesus would be returning soon. Yet 2000 years and no returned Jesus. If they were wrong about when Jesus was coming back what else were they wrong about.
    the devil can tempt you into the comb over view of prophecy preterism. You will think you fixed problem, but everyone will see you are trying to hide something.
    the preterist thinks I am no fool, all the prophecies about the end of the world did happen right on time, just like Jesus and the apostles said. It’s the skeptics who are fools they don’t accept my underwhelming evidendce that prophecies are always exaggerated and underwhelming.
    Preterist don’t have a returned Jesus, they can point to. Some preterist says the messiah’s return was the destruction of the temple at 70 ad but making christians everywhere the new temples that idea a deniable messiah you don’t have to look any further into. “So if someone tells you, ‘Look, the Messiah is out in the desert,’ don’t bother to go and look. Or, ‘Look, he is hiding here,’ don’t believe it! For as the lightning flashes in the east and shines to the west, so it will be when the Son of Man comes.
    And then at last, the sign that the Son of Man is coming will appear in the heavens, and there will be deep mourning among all the peoples of the earth. And they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his angels with the mighty blast of a trumpet, and they will gather his chosen ones from all over the world —from the farthest ends of the earth and heaven.”
    Jesus return will be a surprise but it won’t be a secret for long.
    Even if Jesus and the apostles thought the return was going to happen sooner than it has, we weren’t left without clues their timing was not precise.““However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.”
    2 peter 3
    “First, be aware of this: Scoffers will come in the last days to scoff, living according to their own desires, saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? Ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they have been since the beginning of creation.” They willfully ignore this: Long ago the heavens and the earth were brought about from water and through water by the word of God. Through these waters the world of that time perished when it was flooded.“But by the same word, the present heavens and earth are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men. Dear friends, don’t let this one thing escape you: With the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day. The Lord does not delay His promise, as some understand delay, but is patient with you, not wanting any to perish but all to come to repentance. But the Day of the Lord will come like a thief; on that day the heavens will pass away with a loud noise, the elements will burn and be dissolved, and the earth and the works on it will be disclosed. Since all these things are to be destroyed in this way, it is clear what sort of people you should be in holy conduct and godliness as you wait for and earnestly desire the coming of the day of God. The heavens will be on fire and be dissolved because of it, and the elements will melt with the heat. But based on His promise, we wait for the new heavens and a new earth, where righteousness will dwell. Therefore, dear friends, while you wait for these things, make every effort to be found at peace with Him without spot or blemish. Also, regard the patience of our Lord as an opportunity for salvation,
    If we believe we’re a child of Abraham, not of the flesh like Ismahel but of the promise like issac. when did Sarah get pregnant how long did they have to wait? Long past it seemed even natural for it to happen, so long, they took matters into their own hands, and the the result was Ishmael. Take Jesus’s death, it looked like all hope was lost, his followers scattered, the prophecy buffs at that time overlooked that the messiah would be killed, the devil thought he’d get to keep God’s vineyard by getting rid of the son,
    Hebrews 11.
    “These all died in faith without having received the promises, but they saw them from a distance, greeted them, and confessed that they were foreigners and temporary residents on the earth.”
    At the end of that chapter of Hebrews this is written
    “All these were approved through their faith, but they did not receive what was promised, since God had provided something better for us, so that they would not be made perfect without us.”
    I don’t know if Paul and the apostles were promised the world was going to end or if they just saw it from a distance but God knew these words were going to be studied throughout the generations and used the human writers to let studiers of the word know, we gotta have patience and endurance we might not to to the promise land in our life, have faith, God has something better for us, and when it comes it will be even better, because all people of faith throughout time will be united as one when the promise arrives.
    Gloom
    I heard jeff durbin say that Christians who thought the world was evil got that from the gnostics view of dualsim.
    I didn’t come to the conclusion the world is evil because I watched the matrix a bunch or read ancient gnostic texts.
    I don’t know for sure what the Gnostics back then believed, nor I am defending them. regardless of the Gnostics, the New Testament over and over again Jesus and the apostles Call the world evil and under the devil’s authority. I’m not quoting gnostic gurus I’m. Reading right out of the Bible.
    Gospel of John 7:7
    The world cannot hate you, but it does hate Me because I testify about it--that its deeds are evil.
    1 John 5:19 We know that we are of God, and the whole world is under the sway of the evil one.
    I could go on and on about the Bible saying the world is evil and under the rule of the devil. I have done that in the nightmare gospel. Almost every christian would agree some part of the world was evil during the life of Jesus, and his apostles, but few will go the whole world is under total depravity. It’s always limited evil. Just over there just back then, not here not right now.
    Little demon hands cover up believers eyes, making blind spots,
    Which is more flesh pleasing evil is everywhere, in the people close to you, even inside of you so be alert, or evil is only way over there, or way back then, so you can relax and enjoy the pleasures of this world, in fact God designed it so you would.
    Maybe you are better person than me your flesh has more will power than mine.
    I’ll confess here are the reasons I have hold back from going full doom and gloom maniac on the street
    Saying the world is evil, makes you unemployable undateable, and you could loose custody, you could be the best worker, but if someone said to your employer look here your employe commited the thought crime of believing the world is evil, the employer would want to distance themselves, those views don’t reflect our values, we think God wants us to make strides in making the world better
    kill joy at dating, someone says they likes to laugh, vacations, wine, you go evil evil evil your friends, you so am i, do you want to hang out more,
    as a christian you don’t wrestle against flesh and blood, you commanded to be as helpful to others. the best employee parent spouse that you can, but you commit the unpardonable 21 century sin of thought crime
    The Bible says we should be joyous so that snaps your whole doom and gloom
    Amen even in persecution we should attempt to be joyous and hopefull of how good things will be when Jesus returns, and rights the world. I’m only doom gloom, about humans righting the world before then. I think Jesus refused the third temptation in part for our example.
    No one wants to look at the grim reaper hovering over the text. Sometimes I chase frivolous things to forget the doom and gloom.
    Even Jesus prayed until he bleed for another way yet was crucified, the apostles martayed, the devil currently is in charge, most people are under evils spell, you have to try and warn them, but they will persecute you for it. It will be confusing because you call it good news, that in the long run they can have immortality in a perfected world, but they only see the short run the doom and gloom, Look at the parables about the seeds in the soil, when you throw seeds you are being spied on by the devil, and he is coming quickly to sabotage that seed from maturing
    Turns out I did some research on you and have an alternative explanation why you are doom and gloom that isn’t so noble because your wife didn’t want to around you anymore and so you flock to a burn it all theology because you recklessly handled your role as husband and lost what God gifted you and instead of maturing you become this Christian vandal because you can’t deal with looking at your past mistakes.
    I’m usually against divorce but I can sympathize having to be around your doom and gloom cloud I say it a pardonable to get loose from an improper husband.
    Our marriage was better when we were following the fire and smoke cloud of God but when we packed away out tent to settle in sodium and Gorma and I tamed down my contrast of the world to camaflounge in is when I lost her to the world
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  • Fireman Jesus, runs to the hose, or into the house?
    The following skit was filmed months ago and because this is audio only, I will translate a few things for the change in mediums..
    The filming took place during the Harvard Bar scene in Good Will Hunting. Thus poor Boston accents., the deeper voice belongs to the blond pony tailed man
    In the skit I tried to get the point across, it is more vital to rescue people out of the world, than trying to restore the earth.
    I wanted to get the point across that the world is a house on fire, from sin, it’s only going to get worse, we can’t put it out, there is no sense in remodelining, or restoring a house on fire, the sole focus should be, rescuing people out of the house, which symbolizes being born again and being discipled. In this burning house analogy a disciple is person rescued out of the house, trained for rescuing, fitted with fire resistant cloths and a respirator, than that person would run back in to pull someone else out, they would not go back in to try and save their room. Just like firman they are not immune to death from the fire, the clothes are not fire proof, just helps keep some of the heat off. And things can fall them, floor can drop out,
    The Bibical reason why I lean towards rescue are the following. We are told the world is is bad, to not commit adultry with the world, being a follower of Jesus, you are willing to carry your cross, and no longer care for your earthly life, you are now born again and looking forward to the new earth Jesus will bring with him at his return. With all that in mind, i see little reason, to think it’s good to try take root in the world, and lots of caution about it being adultry, I don’t think you will straighten out the twisted world, it will bend you.
    I knew there are some weakness with that, because not all the epistles explicitly say that, or even give information to counter act that. Such as if Paul is talking about parenthood, and picking elders who have a good reputation in and outside the church, those two things alone give roots to a more restorative approach. Also the length of time, the longer Jesus waits to return, the less like a house on fire seems to fit, and the more like we have time to restore this house or parts that were’n’t destroyed yet, or as the flames maybe shift from one part of the world to another, you could maybe salvage a terrority for a time, and use it as base to launch more missionaries on the great mission further into the house.
    The reason I still favor the gospel is closer to a rescue mission, is we never knew when Jesus will return, when our time is up, when someone who is not right with God will die, and behaving like it’s a rescue mission treats is single minded focus. The priority is people need to repent and trust in Jesus for payment of their sins.
    What ever someone’s lengthy bread crumb theology eventually mounts to a bread crumb tower that Jesus wants us to restore the world while rescuing individuals out of it, is double minded. Even Kenneth cooplland could huff and puff and blow that bread crumb tower over. Reminder we are told the world is evil, not to commit adultry with it, the devil runs it, Jesus’s kingdom is not of this world, the world hated him and would hate his followers too, the anti christ will make war against the saints and overrun them, the devil and his armies are not defeated until Jesus returns on his horse. Do not worry about restoring you are only on a rescue mission.
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  • Where is the Ben Shapiro Wagon heading?
    This Ben skit was made years ago. today when I’m trying to recycle the skit it’s a few days after Trump supporters stormed the capitiol. After the Ben skit, I’ll offer what I think would help them.
    8 years ago I went to chantinly Virginia to see Alex Jones and to protest out side of Bilderberg, I could have easily gravitated towards putting my faith into Trump being like Saint Patrick and driving all the snakes out of the swamp. I am not surprised when Ravi Zacharis has Harvey Winestein claims brought to light. I have seen the devil corrupt the purest person I knew, into an unrecognizable Garygoyle. The devil can get your hopes up to oust him, like a ghenis khan mohgul maneuver he can feign retreat and then when you charge, you walk right into his encircling trap, he was not retreating, he was just getting you out of your defensible position, out in the open where his mounted archers will pick you apart.
    If you are Christian what you need to hear, is our battle not against flesh and blood, we will not weed out the devil, Jesus will do that we he returns, our focus is not carnal, but spiritual, You can not put anything above god, including politics, or a special leader, get back in the Bible, and away from the news, if you knew the Bible better you wouldn’t fall for the devils schemes.
    I’ll confess what first triggered me about Ben, was his dismissal of Trump 4 years ago. 4 years ago when trump was running for office, and I thought it was possible he had a shot I was lot more enthusiastic about my earthly life, that with Trump and some of the things he was saying about God, and religious protections, that it be a revial along the lines of make America Christian again. When I’d take shots at Ben back than, it was always as Ben was not trumpy enough.
    This was not made with the intention of hurting ben’s feelings, I know facts don’t care about feelings, but people are not feelingless facts. The likely hood of persuading Ben that his outlook is wrong, is low, he gets paid to give his opinion it’s pretty sweet deal, he has every natural inclination to biased in keeping his deal going.
    This was intended for Christians who like Ben because his politics more overlap to the Bible than the demoncrats.
    But I think they get unequally yoked with hitching on Ben’s wagon. Sure Ben’s wagon is not as visually broken as the demoncrats wagon, but neither one is headed on the narrow road. Ben and the democrats both want to rule this world, and have no consideration for Jesus’s return.
    Jesus refused the devils temptation to rule all the kingdoms. Ben would have taken the offer.
    Jesus didn’t just argue with drunks and bums and whipped them telling them to get their act together Jesus branded the whip around people posing as holy and argued with the people who had the moral authority of his day. The drunks and bums were not the ones who captured Jesus and put pressure on Pilate to execute him. Ben denies Jesus Christ came in the flesh not my words but biblically that makes him a little anti christ, soon that will be illegal to identify who is and isn’t an anti christ bibically. Do not get on his wagon he is not heading towards eternal life and reconciliation with Jesus. He might be on the opposirte end of the wide path as the Democrats but to destruction his wagon heads.
    The Bible is not a utopia manual. The Bible tells you a utopia is impossible until Jesus returns.
    Jesus died rose to heaven after that the apostle Paul wrote the devil runs the world he do not say the devil only ruled over Judaea or Israel but the whole world. Jesus when tempted by the devil wasn’t just offered the the keys to Israel but all kingdoms of the earth. Yes the Bible tells us how we ought to live in this evil world to be a good witness but not how to take it over. The apostles didn’t run for office, Jesus didn’t give pilate pointers on how to govern he said you have no power over me unless God gives it. Jesus rejected the people of his day who tried to make him a king.
    Paul wrote the devil ran the world after Jesus rose to heaven. In revelation We are told the devil is not defeated by Jesus until his return, concluding with the devil is still running the show.
    It is a waste of time and energy to focus on politics when you should be focused on the great commission.
    There are specific claims in the Bible about not loving this world, don’t think too much about your life in it, by being a Christian, you now focused on the Bridegroom returning that’s where your hope is in. God does need you to beat the devil, he will handle that. God offers you a chance to admit you’re a sinner, and to accept his gift of forgiveness, he doesn’t demand you get into politics and figure out how to raise money, make dirty deals to grease the wheels, and spend your time, trying to win a popularity contest with heathens. Politics is easier to disregard when you don’t look at the noble way the people tryin to pull you into you present it, but you see it as the the dirty business of making deals with devil, he is who the Bible says rules this world, there’s no way around that statement.
    If a heathen might be upset that they can’t do what they want, when they want because they are correctly operating from they better eat drink and be merry because they have a rude awakening waiting for them when they die, they bettter get all that they can now. As a christian, you are no longer under time constraints. You now belong to the one who will give all the time in time in the world, when he returns, so who cares if now you are walking an extra mile for your lost neighbor, even if the devil puts his 10 kings in charge of all the earth, and they do with it, what they want, they are not keeping the ground when Jesus’s returns, the meek shall inherit the earth. The devil got you not to focus on making more Christians, by diverting your attention to an unwinable game, of trying to rule the earth his until jesus returns .
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  • Jeff Bezo’s and Tim Ferriss. Who can out measure, who?
    The following skit was filmed years ago and because this is audio only, I have to translate mediums
    I would not recommend even listening to this, unless you are familiar with Tim Ferris’s often repeated mantras.
    Why
    In this prerecorded skit, it can be hard to keep track between him talking an Jeff Bezo’s. The best way to tell the difference is Tim says, Tim mantras. If you are uninitiated you will be lost.
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  • Sam Harris in the market place of ideas
    The following skit was filmed years ago and because this is audio only, I have to translate mediums . Joe Rogan is the first to speak. The one who talks like he is falling asleep is Sam Harris’s, . The others voices are from the movie Rocky.
    If you listen to the after the skit there’s either a retrospective rant where I rebuff your complaints to refund your time or Finally directly address my underlying grievance with Sam for breaking up with me.
    skit over,
    this was not my first fly over Sam’s Death Star. But some flaws I have noticed in my previous paths is I have critiqued the implications of some of Sam’s beliefs, without showing the lack of merit in his beliefs. So what if the implications would overturn the status quo, if they are true, let the chips fall where they may.
    Sam does not believe in free will and that self is an illusion. The implications would be why do we vote, why use the market place of ideas, if we really don’t choose why put voting on a pedestal. I guess we couldn’t help it we have no choice. Pondering in Sam’s view of determinism quickly leads to wandering off of a clear path. But so what, if it were true, we’d best face it.
    I regret that didn’t begin with before you consider the implications, the reasons and evidence Sam gives to his extradornary claim that people don’t have free will, Sam does not deliver extradornay evidence.
    What is his evidence, i am paraphrasing but i don’t think getting the gist wrong. This is the example I heard him give to Joe Rogan to disprove freewill.
    There was an experiment. People were brought in as subjects. they had to pick to lift there left or right arm. There is a device, they are hooked up to that montiers the subjects brain activity. Either with blood movement, or electrical activity this device can tell the technician when the subject made the decision to lift the right or left arm. When the subject decided, they made some signal to the technician. The technician already knew before the subject gave them that signal. Sam goes that’s proof you don’t consciously decide, because before you signal you decided, someone looking at this device, already knew.
    Maybe that was extraordinary to you. Maybe you have no choice, and you can’t help but think, that’s convincing. If Sam is right you don’t really choose if it is extraordinary or not.
    For me i thought I must be too dumb to understand the experiment, but Sam really seems to be sure.
    Still I don’t see how this disproved someone choosing left or right, it wasn’t that the device or the technician decided for the subject, just it picked up on it the subject’s decision before the subject communicated that signal to the technician. It at best picked up an earlier position in the chain of events, of the subjects decision. I don’t see how the experiment shown people dont’ make free will decisions, that all are decisions are just random, nonsensical. You might randomly decide left or right arm sitting in a safe setting, but do you randomly decide to make a right or left turn in your car, and don’t look for other cars, if there’s a road you’re turning onto or a cliff. When Sam was explaining the experiment I thought he was going to lead to a clear demonstration of how the subject wanted to go left, but the device made it go right. Even if that were the case, or in a later date such a device could be made, it still wouldn’t disprove that humans have free will. It would only prove a mind control device could control a human brain.
    If you’re thinking, just because that experiment is not world shattering like the Wright brothers getting a plane in the air. Maybe Sam has other arguments. How do you so pridefully know free will does exist?
    Isn’t that an admission on your part that you are conscious and making free choices, to disregard my arguments. Or to call me boring, or any opion you hold, didn’t you freely choose that.
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