It's a two-passenger episode this week as Sanjana and Sam take the wheel and drive into fantasy suites. We start off by delving into the latest news in the Bachelor franchise, the three C's—Colton and Controversial Crew (ugh). We then get into Michelle's individual dates and are bored by Brandon, heartbroken for Joe, and DISAGREE on Nayte. We pretty much know where the finale is going, so do we really need to watch next week's three-hour episode? Spoiler alert: the answer is probably no, but we will do it anyway!