Transfer woes, bench keepers and dodgy captains picks feature in hurt of the week, followed by a quick catch up with a guest who didn’t have any of those issues last season. There's Antonio appreciation and even time for a little rant. 

We make a Dash through week 2 and see if any managers didn’t captain Salah or Bruno.

There's also a fairly rude introduction to a new member of the league in hurt of the week.

Today's meze of a pod has all the usual favorites. For those new to NCNC, we cover the best selections, most well-constructed team's and the managers whose decisions left a taste in the mouth like cheap ouzo.

The first pod of the almost season has some celebrity tips and your hipster picks to aid the search for this year's Dallas, Lord Lundstrum or, erm, Pukki?

Better late than never.

The team whistle through 3 game weeks, covering doubles, blanks and regulars. We are on zombie alert as we discuss a dead team that are very much alive. 

Special PSA Cupdate.

Revaltions galore. Someone has been lobbying André for a warm humble dedication. We have the ballad of Lucas Maura and Tom reveals who is in fact, a bad dad.

The team cover game weeks big and small but everything remains familiar.

If only NCNC opened the batting for England. Tons galore. This week the team discuss some legends and some gaudy scores.