“Cort Lindhal couldn’t make it,” says Melissa. “My sound card blew up on my computer anyway,” says Joe Bill. Time for a road trip, they both think. “Where to?” asks Joe Bill. “Let’s go to Bardstown,” suggested Melissa. Little did they know they they were heading straight into the arms of the remnants of the French Revolution…somewhere a clock was running backwards…A picture of Joe Bill Schirtzinger

In this exciting episode, Joe Bill and Melissa explore Bardstown, Kentucky along with making some predictions having to do with where the United States is heading along with where it has been. They talk about their journey through Our Lady of Gethsemani, the Talbot Inn, and even the Gates of Hell. If you want metaphysics and adventure, this is where you want to be!

Original air date was approximately April 2016. Joe Bill and Melissa take a trip to Bardstown and visit a place called the Gates of Hell among other locations. Notes follow.

“Our interview with Stuart Mitchell was interesting about all those cymatics on the ceiling, ” said Joe Bill. “Yeah,” said Melissa, “there is a lot of stuff in Rosslyn. Rich Merrick wrote an entire book on the subject. Hey, you know what would be very awesome? If we could have Rich on the show and he could discuss what he found at Rosslyn! You better get your reading hat on, Joe Bill!”

In this interview with Rich Merrick, Joe Bill and Melissa are transported back in time to what may well be the beginning of all religion. Rich Merrick tells the two all about sound and how it has worked through the ages and specifically how it affected Rosslyn Chapel in its design. The etiology of this harmonic theory is traced all the way back to the Vedic philosophies of India. Likewise, we learn what rules governed music in the Catholic church, and why. This is one fascinating interview you will not want to miss!

Original air date was approximately February 2016. Rich Merrick comes on our show to discuss his latest book, The Venus Blueprint. Notes follow.

“Musicians are dropping like flies lately–especially magical ones,” said Joe Bill. “Yes, everything is becoming highly surreal,” said Melissa. “You know what that means, don’t you?” asked Joe Bill. “It’s time for us to do a podcast linking all these things up.” “Hey, you know what? It is nearly St. Sulpice day,” said Melissa. “Sure enough. I wonder if it all relates?” asked Joe Bill. Somewhere outside of both Joe Bill and Melissa the faint sound of a sucking wormhole was audible.

In this episode Joe Bill and Melissa explore the notion that David Bowie and Alan Rickman were mass consciousness sacrifices relating to a very old ritual performed in France specifically by the Merovingians but likely long before them. Astrology charts are discussed, along with some decidedly esoteric points of mysticism and astrology. Get ready to go off on a wild ride that will push your consciousness to either expand or explode, or possibly both.

Post Show Correction: Sauniere died on January 22nd, however his heart attack was on January 17th–St. Sulpice day.

Original air date was approximately January 2016. The body count starts to stack up. Original notes follow.

“Stuart would be a good guest. He decrypted Rosslyn chapel. He is heavily involved in cymatics and music. He even made his own CD,” said Melissa. “Yeah, I agree, he does seem to be a good fit. Much better than Mr. T. Still though, I pity the fool that does not have Mr. T on their podcast,” said Joe Bill. Or, maybe not. It sounds quasi-likely though, don’t you think?

“Stuart turns your DNA into music,” said Melissa. “WTF?” asked Joe Bill.

“Also, Stuart turned the Shroud of Turin into DNA music as well,” said Melissa. “WTF?” again asked Joe Bill.

“Likewise, Stuart turned the entire Rosslyn Chapel into music,” said Melissa. “WT–hey, you know I am really in the mood for Mexican,” said Joe Bill.

This week we talked with Stuart Mitchell. Stuart is a composer from Edinburg Scotland, he is listed in Classic FM’s Hall of Fame, he has recorded with some of the world’s top musicians and is a pioneer in the music field, using DNA, Cymatics to allow us to experience music unlike we have heard it before. In this Episode we discuss, stretching music and its effects on consciousness, DNA music and how nature literally sings us into being, a secret DaVinci Code we discovered a few years ago and many more interesting little tidbits, so grab something or someone and relax and let us entertain your soul!

Original air date was approximately January 2016. Stuart, at this time, was not diagnosed with cancer which would later kill him.

“You know what I think we need for the New Year? A podcast.” I can’t remember if I, Joe Bill Schirtzinger,said this, or if my wife, Melissa Sims, said it. Regardless, one of us said it–or at least I am pretty sure we did. Maybe we did not. That’s gnosis for you.

Once you go down the rabbit hole, up and down cease to be familiar friends and instead become unstable wormholes. You go in in 2016 and pop out in Victorian England and you have to be “okay with that.”

We were not sure what we were going to talk about, but we had a pretty good idea that it would have something to do with mysticism and gnosticism. We do that without trying to do that– regularly. We make a pop tart, BOOM! Mysteries of the universe are unraveled. So, hand us microphones, and some “shit” is likely to get “real”.

In this episode we cover everything from a strange portal over CERN, to David Bowie, to the disappearance of the Goddess virtually from all religion everywhere. We try to have fun along the way. Everything is sacred, but not THAT sacred. Mostly so. So tune in, turn on, and like, drop out man, and get ready for your podcast playing apparatusto suck you down some god-forsaken avenue.

Original air date was approximately December of 2015. Little did we know what we would soon unleash.