Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel’s eyes.

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie

* (0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if?

* (0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI

* (0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men

* (0:17:30) 💬 Mike: Forgot to pay assurance

* (0:18:17) 💬 Eric: Tate solution

* (0:20:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! 💬 Cesar shirt

* (0:22:48) 💬 Super: Predicting 9/11-style “Iran” attack

* (0:23:12) 🎶 Hold on… “Estamos en el Norte (v 3, Suno AI music)

* (0:26:25) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump on Iran, 1980

* (0:27:51) 📞 WILLIAM 7: No s— 7 years, anger. Star Trek, Spock. “Go boldly.”

* (0:30:24) W 7: War or operation?

* (0:34:00) 🎥 W 7: CLIP: Excursion and war, per Trump

* (0:36:06) W 7 explains

* (0:37:18) W 7: Black and white Jesus doesn’t matter, Rainbow, Wizard of Oz

* (0:41:08) 🗣️ WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, SoCal: Bow to God only, not Jesus?

* (0:46:00) W7 vs A: If he’s black would you bow? Liberal Q?

* (0:50:37) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: RIP actors; War in Iran

* (0:57:20) W III: The school struck… children pull on emotions…

* (1:02:50) 💬 Super: Fake Iran school photos?!

* (1:04:09) 💬 Popcorn on grain of salt and why Trump

* (1:10:48) 📞 MAZE, OH: Don’t have to look like you

* (1:14:04) M: Mark Levin: Trump is the first Jewish president

* (1:19:00) M: Stepin Fetchit

* (1:22:55) 💬 M: Super: Trump saved us from 2 women presidents

* (1:26:50) Kristi Noem reassigned

* (1:28:26) 🚫 ARDENE, CO, not there

* (1:28:40) 📞 RYAN, IL, cussing

* (1:29:28) Anchor Baby, Shoutouts

* (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN: Angry callers, who believe in God? History…

* (1:36:56) R: Iran, who cares. I care about home.

* (1:39:03) R: Would you be for it if you were Iranian? Are we soft?

* (1:41:15) R: Is your show to help people?

* (1:45:15) R: Get you a girl?

* (1:46:43) 💬 R: Super: Beginning of the day?

* (1:47:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trump Truth on Thomas Massie primary

* (1:51:44) 💬 CSAL: cracking myself up; that shirt ain’t it

* (1:52:24) 📞 RICK, VA: Throw out “colonizers,” become dictators

* (1:54:13) Outro

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