Neophytes and Necromancers

In which the Necromancer makes terrible excuses for why we haven't given you any content in a while.

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In which the Necromancer fails to start a session, and we just chat.  Very lightly edited.  Featuring special guest Necrobrother James.  Content Note: Race/Racism, Microaggressions.

Featuring:

-Neophytes… IN SPACE!

-Kombucha

-Smokepocalypse Now

-This is NPR

-Necromancer’s Note: “Whenever you’ve written yourself into a corner, send in the men with guns” is apocryphally attributed to Raymond Chandler, not Dashiell Hammett.

-Crossbow audit

-Xena and True Crime

-Buffy!  Angel!

-Whedon and Minnear’s plan for Inara: https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-firefly-episode-were-really-glad-joss-whedon-didnt-5959794 [Content Note: sexual assault]

-We all lose our minds over Firefly merch

-Shout out to local comics shop Alakazam Comics: http://alakazamcomics.com

-Power Rangers comics

-The Wally West Rant

-Geek Weddings

-Favorite Marvel Villains

-Black Panther

-Zombie Jack Kirby and Stan Lee

-The Big Bang Theory, and the Unified Theory Of Geek Gatekeeping

-Toxic Masculinity, Dune, and Ender’s Game.  https://johnjosephkessel.wixsite.com/kessel-website/creating-the-innocent-killer

-Hair.  https://www.glamour.com/story/ive-been-told-hair-discrimination-psa and http://afrohub.blog/understanding-hair-types/

-My Little Pony

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Episode 12 – A Hunting We Shall Go

In which the Neophytes defeat a threat to the town of Barovia.

Featuring:

-Neophytes on Parade

-A Loud Crash

-Hip Check

-So Many Critical Fails

-So Many Critical Hits

-Jack of All Trades

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Episode 11 – Searching For Answers

In which we split the party.

Featuring:

-Research Montage!

-Training Montage!

-One Point of Static Electricity Damage!

-Bucket Attack!

-STEALTH

-Meteor Hammer

-Cultural Notes on the Vistani

-Sticking To The Plan

-Fortunes Told

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Madam Eva’s Theme is Prelude from Piano and Orchestra 1 by Yakov Golman: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Yakov_Golman/Piano__orchestra_1/Yakov_Golman_-_Prelude

After the long and dreadful combat of Episode 10 - Necromancer's Bane, a post-game debrief.  Featuring special guest star James, Necrobrother.

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Episode 10 – Necromancer’s Bane

In which some battles are eternal.

Featuring:

-A knock at the door

-Bigotry and idiocy going hand in hand

-Turducken Fight

-A forgetful necromancer

-The fight is still going

-A shovel and a table leg

-Seriously, this fight is long

-Bip’s mighty steed

-Dear Garl, why is the fight still going?

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Episode 9 – You Can Check Out Any Time You Like

In which the Neophytes take on demiplanar geography and lose.

Featuring:

-Kitchen Nightmares

-Infinity Mirror Side Eye

-BOOK (Book Of Occult Knowledge)

-Drama

-Strong, Silent Types

-A Surprising Return

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A free-wheeling discussion of how DnD interacts with the real world.  Featuring:

-A little history

-Discussion of bigotry in the real world and how it is reflected in Curse of Strahd

-A fun little bonus about character sexuality!

-And so much more!

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Episode 8 – A Day At The Races

In which the Neophytes seek more information about Ireena’s plight.

Featuring:

-Impressive Bedhead

-Irrepressible Morning Gnome

-Infernal Profiling

-Irresponsible Use of THUNDERWAVE

-Intimidation of Religious Figures

-Informal Porcine Negotiations

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In which the Neophytes find themselves not in mortal danger, for once.
Featuring:

-Extra Crispy

-Camera Drones

-4th Edition happened

-Stepstools

-Workout Clothes

-Kugela

-Backstory galore

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