Nerd Forensics

Join Millicent Oriana and her guests Sofia Baca and Jacob Urban as they discuss... holes. And what not to do with them.

Content warning: graphic description of traumatic injury, medical content

Clip Bibliography:

1. "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy", The Simpsons: Season 5, Episode 14 (1994)

2. "Busy Prepositions", Schoolhouse Rock! (1993)

3. "The Gang Goes to a Water Park", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 12, Episode 2 (2017)

4. "The Big Lebowski", movie (1998)

5. "The Texas Skillsaw Massacre", King of the Hill: Season 7, Episode 7 (2002)

6. "Burn After Reading", movie (2008)

7. "My Sister, My Sitter", The Simpsons: Season 8, Episode 17

8. "Paddy's Has a Jumper", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 14, Episode 8 (2019)

9. "Marge Be Not Proud", The Simpsons: Season 7, Episode 11 (1995)

10. "Sonic the Hedgehog 2", video game (1992)

11. "Treehouse of Horror VII", The Simpsons: Season 8, Episode

12. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", movie (1975)

13. "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 6, Episode 11 (2010)

14. "Oh, You Men", Mr. Show: Season 3, Episode 3 (1997)

15. "Jeremy's Broke", Peep Show: Season 5, Episode 3 (2008)

16. "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy", movie (2004)

Other Attributions:

1. Dog Whining Sound by Piink_Aces at freesound.org/people/Piink_Aces/sounds/257824/ with license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

License (CC BY-SA 4.0): creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

Join Millicent Oriana and her guests Jacob Urban and Sofía Baca as they discuss the blunders and wonders of the world's wackiest assassins!

Image of Richard Paul Pavlick here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Paul_Pavlick

Attributions:

1. "Dizzy Pilots", a short from The Three Stooges (1943)

2. "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?", episode of The Simpsons, Season 11, Episode 3 (1999)

3. "The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods", episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6, Episode 11 (2010)

4. "Marge on the Lam", episode of The Simpsons, Season 5, Episode 6 (1993)

5. "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults", two-hour television special directed by Bill Foster and starring Geraldo Rivera [Ed.: not a journalist] (1986)

6. "UHF", film directed by Jay Levey and starring Weird Al Yankovic (1989)

7. "Homer's Barbershop Quartet", episode of The Simpsons, Season 5, Episode 1 (1993)

8. Thai Chaindrite commercial (20??)

9. "Jeremy's Mummy", episode of Peep Show, Series 5, Episode 4 (2008)

10. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, movie (2010)

11. "Charlie Catches a Leprechaun", episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11, Episode 8 (2016)

12. Muppet Treasure Island, movie (1996)

13. "The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell", episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4, Episode 11 (2008)

14. "Mijo", episode of Better Call Saul, Season 1, Episode 2 (2015)

15. "Faithful Dog", episode of The Dudley Do-Right Show, Season 1, Episode 25 (1969)

16. "Sweetums", episode of Parks and Rec, Season 2, Episode 15 (2010)

17. "The Collection", episode of 30 Rock, Season 2, Episode 3 (2007)

18. "A Leela of her Own", episode of Fururama, Season 3, Episode 16 (2002)

19. "Garfield and Friends", episode of American Dad!, Season 11, Episode 19 (2016)

[Featuring: Millicent Oriana, Jacob Urban, Sofia Baca]

Join Millicent Oriana and her guest Jacob Urban as they discuss Victorial ideals, vigilante justice, the merits of yellow journalism, and, once and for all, REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF JACK THE RIPPER!

Theme was Nerd Forensics Theme, and outro was Fivensicu by Elliot Smith of Albuquerque

Clips:

1. "Treehouse of Horror XV" The Simpsons episode: Season 16, Episode 1, created by Matt Groening (2004)

2. "Homer the Vigilante" The Simpsons: Season 5, Episode 1, created by Matt Groening (1994)

3. "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass" It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 2, Episode 9, created by Rob McElhenney (2006)

4. "The Goldberg Variation" The X Files: Season 7, Episode 6, created by Chris Carter (1999)

5. Oliver!, directed by Carol Reed (1969)

Join Millicent Orianna and her guests Sofía Baca and Jacob Urban as they discuss London phatoms, and discover, for the FIRST TIME EVER, the real identity of SPRING-HEELED JACK!

Proudly sponsored by Patriot Porridge.

Audio Sources, Citations, and Attributions:

1. Mysterious by Tom Aldrich

2. Radio Static by GowlerMusic

3. "The Last Temptation of Homer" The Simpsons (1993): Season 5, Episode 9

4. Predator (1987): Directed by John McTiernan

5. "Treehouse of Horror VI" The Simpsons (1995): Season 7, Episode 6

6. "Adventures in Hayleysitting" American Dad! (2012): Season 8, Episode 6

7. "All the Presidents' Heads" Futurama (2011): Season 6, Episode 23

8. "The Old Man and the "C" Student" The Simpsons (1999): Season 10, Episode 20

9. "Series 2 Episode 2" That Mitchell and Webb Look (2008): Series 2, Episode 2

10. "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" (short from 1949)

11. "School Lies" American Dad! (2011): Season 7, Episode 14

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Join Millie and her guests Jacob and Sofía as they discuss spooky spacemen, exploring everything from the Kardashav scale for measuring technological advancement, close encounters with Kelly-Hopkinsville, and generally speculate until the cows come home unmutilated.

Email us at [email protected] with questions, comments, suggestions, and anything else!

Nerd Forensics Theme and Fivensic (outro) by Elliot Smith of Albuquerque (2021)

References for Clips by First Play Order:

1. Close Encounters of the Third Kind, film, directed and written by Stephen Spielberg (1977)

2. Long Gone, TV episode, season 3, episode 6 of Documentary Now, created by Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Seth Meyers, and Rhys Thomas (2019)

3. Sweet Dee Gets Audited, TV episode, season 7, episode 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, created by Rob McElhenney (2005)

4. Twenty Years to Midnight, TV episode, season 2, episode 5 of The Venture Bros., created by Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer (2006)

5. Avengers: Infinity War, directed by Joe Russo and Anthony Russo (2018)

6. I Dated a Robot, TV episode, season 3, episode 15 of Futurama, created by Matt Groening and David X Cohen (2001)

7. The Farnsworth Paradox, TV episode, season 4, episode 15 of Futurama (2003)

8. 22 Short Films About Springfield, seaason 7, episode 21 of The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening (1994)

9. SB-129, TV episode, season 1, episode 14a of SpongeBob SquarePants, created by Stephen Hillenburg (1999)

10. Pinewood Derby, TV episode, season 13, episode 6 of South Park, created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone (2009)

11. Black Mountain Radio, in-game broadcast, Fallout New Vegas, video game, developed by Obsidian Entertainment (2010)

12. Population Control = A.I.D.S., radio program, episode 16 of The Hour of the Time, created by Milton William "Bill" Cooper (1993)

13. Battlefield Earth, film, directed by Roger Christian (2000)

14. I Believe, song from the musical Book of Mormon, music and lyrics by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, and Matt Stone; performance from the 65th Tony Awards by Andrew Reynolds (2012)

15. Treehouse of Horror VII, TV episode, season 8, episode 1 of The Simpsons (1996)

16. The Great Gazoo, TV episode, season 6, episode 7 of The Flintstones (1965)

17. Any Given Saturday Afternoon, streaming episode, season 3, episode 7 of Documentary Now! (2019)

[Featuring: Millicent Orianna, Sofía Baca, Jacob Urban]

Join Millie, Jacob, and Sofia as they discuss various amateur mad scientists that have tried to change the world through various misguided means.

Featuring "Nerd Forensics Theme" and "Fivensic" by Elliot Smith of Albuquerque.

Clips from:

"War is the H-Word", s3e2 of Futurama, created by David X Cohen and Matt Groening, 2000

"Vichnaya Pamyat", part 5 of Chernobyl, created by Craig Manzin, 2019

"Homer's Enemy", s8e23 of The Simpsons, created by James L Brooks and Matt Groening, 1997

"The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh", directed by John Lounsbery and Wolfgang Reitherman, 1977

Join Millie, Jacob, and Sofía as they discuss various people who you didn't know were problematic. In the Nazi sense.

Mary Poppins. Directed by Robert Stevenson, performances by Dick van Dyke et al., Walt Disney Productions, August 27th, 1964

John Cena Theme (meme version)

Join Millie Oriana and Jacob Urban as they explore some of the most mediocre white men the world has had to offer us in place of talented martial artists back from the 70's through to the 90's! Learn what Chuck Norris and what America's most bulletproof lawman have to do with white supremacy.

Join Millicent Oriana and Jacob Urban as they discuss anime, guts, boobies, and more things that were part of the VHS anime market!!!

Follow us on Twitter @NerdForensics, or follow the host @KampPodMillie or the guest @CactusJake505.

Patreon at patreon.com/nerdforensics.

Cover art uses "Mirai Suenaga with white bikini" by Koizumi Amane

Theme Music: "Nerd Forensics Theme" and "Fivensic" by Elliot Smith of Albuquerque.

Songs Referenced:

Inner Universe, theme song to Ghost in the Shell, directed by Mamoru Oshii, 1995.

Souten No Ken, theme song for Fist of the Blue Sky, the television show directed by Yoshihiro Yamaguchi, adapted from the manga written and illustrated by Tetsuo Hara, 2006.

"Tetsuo." by Geinoh Yamashirogumi, part of the soundtrack for Akira, directed by Katsuhiro Otomo, screenplay by Katsuhiro Otomo and Izo Hashimoto, 1988.

Theme song for Outlaw Star, created by Hajime Yatate and Takehiko Itō, 1998.

Theme song for Paranoia Agent, created and directed by Satoshi Kon, 2004.

Theme song for Serial Experiments Lain, created by Yasuyuki Ueda, directed by Ryūtarō Nakamura, 1998.

Theme song for Berserk, the television show directed by Naohito Takahashi, adapted from the manga written and illustrated by Kentaro Miura, 1997.

Theme song for Higurashi When They Cry, the television show directed by Chiaki Ko, based on the novel written by Ryukishi07, 2005.

Movies & TV Referenced:

Face/Off. Directed by John Woo, featuring performance by Nicholas Cage, 1997.

Johnny Mnemonic. Directed by Robert Longo, 1995.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?. Directed by Robert Zemeckis, 1988.

"Dubstep." Key & Peele, created by Keagan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, season 2, episode 2, 2012.

"It's in His Blood." F is for Family, created by Bill Burr, season 3, episode 8, 2018.

"Mac and Charlie Write a Movie." It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, created by Rob McElhenney, 2009.

"Sakamoto of Class 1-2." Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto (dub), directed by Shinji Takamatsu, based on the manga written and illustrated by Nemi Sano, 2016.

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