Nerds Without Pants

It's been a while, hasn't it? Nerds Without Pants isn't back, but it will be, and soon. Until then, Julian does a one man show as an homage to the failed music podcast experiment Digital Mystery Tour. Enjoy this trip down memory lane, and please look forward to a traditional episode of NWP shortly.

FEATURED MUSIC

Final Fantasy VI- Celes

Secret of Mana- Fear the Heavens

Super Metroid- Theme of Super Metroid

Demon's Crest- Beyond the Colosseum

Symphony of the Night- Woodcarved Palteeta

Welcome to the second ever spoiler cast from Nerds Without Pants! JD and John "Friend of the Show" Gholson join Julian to spoil the ever-loving crap out of Arkham Knight. While all three participants agree that they love this game, there are some criticisms, from story choices to character designs and of course that controversial Batmobile implementation. The coversation closes out with conjecture on what Rocksteady's next game could be. If you haven't finished Arkham Knight yet you'll want to skip this episode. But come back once you do, because it's a great discussion.

And now for a very important announcement. Nerds Without Pants will be taking an indefinite hiatus due to personal reasons. Please know that we WILL be back. I just can't say when that will be. We love you all, and be sure to keep it pantsless...always.

Welcome, welcome, to the 75th episode of Nerds Without Pants! It's a monumental occasion, as we are also celebrating our third year anniversary. We celebrate in bombastic fashion, with an epic episode full of surprises and hilarity. If you can make it to the end of this three and a half hour monster we love you.

3:00 Patrick's live reading; a lengthy talk about Metal Gear Solid

28:30 The Last of Us multiplayer; Star Wars Battlefront

35:24 Jurassic World; Patrick gets a lesson in biology; why Ant-Man is so hyped

53:55 Archie #1 is fantastic; Julian's vacation gaming

1:05:00 Devil Survivor; all the talk about Batman

1:36:00 Patrick's triumph over Bloodborne

1:50:00 Angelo's board game corner; "quick" comic book hits; Lady Thor

2:15:00 A nice chat with an old friend

2:51:15 Breaking down the stats of Nerds Without Pants; a farewell to Satoru Iwata

FEATURED MUSIC

The Lonely Island- D*ck in a Box

Cynthia Harrell- Snake Eater

Third Eye Blind- Deep Inside of You

Danny Elfman- Batman: The Animated Series Theme

Starbomb- Luigi's Ballad

Koji Kondo- Super Mario World ending theme

Howdy, folks! This very special edition is coming to you on the third anniversary of Nerds Without Pants! With our 75th episode fast approaching, we thought it would be fun to take a look back at where we came from and who we were. Enjoy this meaty collection of some of our best bits, from expletive-laden tirades to intimate talks about dude crushes to multiple stories of personal failure. There is something for everybody in this very special NWP. Also: Statham Sightings(tm)!

FEATURED MUSIC:

Joe Esposito- You're The Best

Boyz II Men- I'll Make Love to You

Stone Temple Pilots- Sex Type Thing

Michael and Jeff Danna- The Blood of Cuchuclainn

Tom Jones- She's a Lady

Unknown- Overly Manly Man Theme

Unknown- Sonic the Hedgehog Theme

A Simple Plan- How Could This Happen to Me

Gary Garcia and Jerry Buckner- Pac Man Fever

Nobuo Uematsu- Mog House

No time for a long post, folks. Julian is on vacation. We hope you like this abbreviated episode of Nerds Without Pants, because episode 75 is gonna be EPIC.

Enjoy this short but sweet episode of NWP as we talk about a cool new game that Angelo is interested in Kickstarting, a whole bunch of comics, Julian's trip to see Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses, and a little bit of Splatoon and Firewatch.

We're still waiting to get some audio greetings from listeners for episode 75. You don't have to do anything elaborate. Even just making a recording into your phone will do! Just send them to [email protected] with the subject line NWP 75.

FEATURED MUSIC:

Overture (The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses)

Starbomb- God of No More

Ninja Sex Party- Unicorn Wizard

 

Well, we didn't think we had anything more to say, but here we are with the third Nerds Without Pants E3 special in a row. You lucky people!

Patrick and Julian spend the time hitting some games that we forgot about, like Metal Gear Solid V, For Honor, and that pirate game from Rare that I can't remember the name of because I'm exhausted. We also talk about the potential for VR, and the sorcery that was that Hololens Minecraft demo. Enjoy!

The Nerds Without Pants are back for more E3 discussion, and we brought some friends! We are joined by JD and Pixlbit site director-turned-game-programmer Nick to talk about all sorts of fun things!

We get Nick and JD's impressions of the press conferences and some of their highlights before getting into some lengthy talk about the additions to Super Smash Bros. Wii U. JD vents about that somewhat dreadful-looking Metroid Prime game, and we have some nice things to say about Call of Duty. We close out by picking our number one most anticipated games for 2015 and 2016. Enjoy!

Hey guys an gals! No time for talking in this post, because this E3 special of Nerds Without Pants is coming in hot. The Pantsless Ones talk about the major press conferences and are amazed at how excited they are for this year's show (and next year's games!). There was no time for Julian to work his usual editing magic so we hope you all enjoy anyway. E3!!!

We discuss Bethesda, Microsoft, EA, Sony, Nintendo, and close out with Square Enix. We have a lot of great games to talk about and I know we missed out on a ton, but we'll be back tomorrow with more impressions. Let us know what you think in the comments section!

Welcome to the last Nerds Without Pants before E3 2015! Angelo and Julian get together to catch up on a bunch of Consumption Junction (and anime, apparently), as well as talk about their hopes and dreams for the Electronic Entertainment Expo. Enjoy!

 

3:13 A lengthy anime discussion

26:40 Dawn of War; Angelo finally succumbs to Steam; Julian retiring from gaming

40:40 Julian REALLY sucks at Hearthstone; The Slam Masters podcast

53:15 Julian’s farewell tour of Final Fantasy XI

1:01:24 Angelo and Julian have some issues with this console generation; cautious E3 hype

FEATURED MUSIC:

Quad City DJs- Come on and Ride It (The Train)

Ranma ½ Season 1 Opener

Final Fantasy XI- Voyager

Brentalfloss- Wii Shop Music With Lyrics

Welcome to a rocking episode of Nerds Without Pants! It’s an all Consumption Junction edition, because the Pantsless Ones have lots to say about futuristic cruise ships, goth metal concerts, virtual card obsessions, and much, much more!

3:20 Angelo’s Summer Vacation; pyromaniac bride; the cruise ship of the future

22:30 Patrick lives to rock; Hearthstone real talk

39:17 Julian has his face melted off by Nightwish

51:55 Angelo’s Board Game Corner; Patrick reads Saga; The epic new game store in Angelo’s hood

1:16:07 Julian spent a lot of money backing Bloodstained and needs to say why

1:29:00 Patrick’s new TV; Mad Max: Fury Road; Avengers: Age of Ultron; Julian’s movie debut

FEATURED MUSIC:

Nightwish- Shudder Before the Beautiful

Delain- Army of Dolls

Sabaton- The Art of War

Xandria- Nightfall

Nightwish- Endless Forms Most Beautiful