In 64 AD, Emperor Nero stunned Rome with a theatrical display that blurred the line between triumph and theater: a temporary bridge of boats stretching three miles across the Bay of Naples, from Baiae to Puteoli. This episode unpacks the logistical marvel and political audacity behind the project, drawing on Suetonius, Tacitus, and Cassius Dio. We explore how Nero turned the bay into a stage, complete with a banquet on the water, a cavalry charge, and a parade of courtiers in exotic costumes. The bridge wasn't just a spectacle—it was a statement of imperial power, a nod to Xerxes' Hellespont crossing, and a jab at senatorial critics. We also consider the engineering challenges of anchoring hundreds of vessels in open water, the symbolism of mastering the sea, and the social ripple effects: the bridge's construction disrupted local fishing and shipping, and its dismantling left a legacy of resentment. Join Lucas and Luna as they navigate the politics, engineering, and sheer theatricality of Nero's most audacious public work.