"Never Have I Ever f*ucked a porn star.... but I'd sure has hell like to". Hold on to your seatbelts, apparently the Quaranteam needed 10 months to prepare for this episode.(9:43) If you started dating someone and THEN found out they did porn, would you be more or less likely to smash? Kristen debuts one of her top cons to single life: there's no one qualified enough to tap for personalized sex tips! Do people only watch porn categories they'd be down for in real life? (Spoiler alert, of course not) An absolute classic discussion on freaky video categories leads down a path to a mini rant on sex ed, because we all know two things Kristen holds near and dear to her heart are sexy time and smashing the patriarchy!

Later, Lume is coerced into sharing a personal playlist as the crew debates the age ole question: music, netflix, or complete silence in the background during a hookup? Kristen announces her top 10 sex playlist songs. Should sex be more widely considered as a workout? Are there requests that a partner might ask for in bed that will completely turn you off? (Spoiler, do not touch Lume's backside). TBH, there are some details too wild to include in this summary. Download at your own risk.

QQH (45:56) Football is back and the Quaranteam couldn't be happier. They highlight their recent trip to a Vikings preseason game and all the joys of being back in a stadium (kinda) full of people. Then they discuss the recent celebrity trend of admitting the lack of showering going on in Hollywood. Also do you scrub all your limbs when you shower yes or no? Shoutout to Britney because why not. How many bags does it take to carry $169 million in cash? Some Marvel/Disney executives are getting a little out of pocket and might want to spend more time counting their money instead of public speaking. The episode closes out talking about Kristen's favorite things, athletes and DM's. This week it is Jae Crowder taken to task for his nonsense.