Never Have Y'all Ever

Let's talk about King of the Hill, the brilliantly understated Texas satire created by Mike Judge.

From Hank Hill’s propane-fueled integrity to Peggy’s unshakable confidence and Bobby’s beautifully awkward charm, we unpack why this animated “comedy” feels more like a documentary on small-town Texas life.

From dive bars and DIY culture to tech money and transformation, we unpack how Austin became Austin—and whether the weirdness is evolving, disappearing, or just wearing better boots these days.

Pull up a chair, grab a Lone Star, and let’s talk about the city that refuses to be normal.

From coonskin caps to tall tales, Never Have Y’all Ever digs into Davy Crockett—the frontier icon everyone thinks they know. We separate myth from man, unpack how folklore turns into history. Smart, funny, and very Texas, come for the legend, stay for the side-eye.

Patrick Swayze, the Houston, Texas born icon whose career balanced grit, range, and far more depth than he’s often given credit for. From Hollywood heartthrob, to professional dancer, to cowboy and fearless risk taker, we unpack why Swayze's legacy still holds strong.

Season Two kicks off where it all began. In Episode 12, Never Have Y’all Ever revisits Friday Night Lights—the first topic we ever tackled. We’re back with fresh perspective and a little sharper than the pilot episode energy. Same Texas obsession, better footing… you know the rest.

Season One of Never Have Y’all Ever covered everything from Blue Bell Creameries and Woody Harrelson to bluebonnets, The Yellow Rose of Texas, Texas hurricanes, and kicking off Texas Country Music with Jerry Jeff Walker. Melissa and Lindsey dig into the stories, traditions, and random facts Texans debate. Sharp, funny, and just a little unhinged.

Grab a cold one, slap on that sunscreen, and join us for a float down memory lane as we go tubin’ the river in the Texas Hill Country. In this episode, we share personal stories, wild river lore, and the unspoken rules of the Guadalupe and Frio. From lost flip-flops to floating coolers and accidental sunburns in questionable places, it’s everything you love—and fear—about a day on the river. Whether you're a first-time floater or a seasoned toober, this one’s gonna make you laugh, cringe, and maybe book your next float trip.

In this powerful episode of Never Have Y’all Ever, we dig into the deadliest natural disaster in U.S. history—the 1900 Galveston Hurricane. We explore the storm’s devastating impact, the eerie lack of national coverage at the time, and how it reshaped the future of one of Texas’s most vibrant coastal cities. Plus, we connect the dots between past and present with conversations about more recent hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, and their lasting mark on the southeast Texas coast.

This week, we’re serving up a sweet and nostalgic look at one of Texas’ most treasured treats—Blue Bell ice cream. Born in Brenham and raised on porches all across the state, Blue Bell isn’t just dessert—it’s a tradition. We’re talking childhood memories, favorite flavors, forgotten classics, and the sacred ritual of picking out your pint. Whether you're team Homemade Vanilla or ride-or-die for the seasonal specials, this episode is a love letter to the little creamery that could.

This week, we’re rollin’ deep into the wild, weird, and wonderful world of Texas-born legend Woody Harrelson. From his roots in Midland to his breakout role in Cheers, and all the way to his eco-friendly ventures and laid-back life in Maui—we’re talkin’ all things Woody: the good, the green, and "eco-activism with altitude."

We unpack his most iconic roles (True Detective, Natural Born Killers, Zombieland) and explore how this Texan became a Hollywood outlaw with a heart of hemp.