Never Show the Monster

By Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us... more

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April 18, 202358. [StS] Scream VI, or: 6cream, or: 6poilers!!!
Hey girlies and ghosties, this week we're shootin' the shit about Scream VI! And we spoil the ever-loving heck out of it with reckless abandon, so make sure to watch it before you listen!

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Show notes:

Maury Island incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Island_incident

McMenamins for hidden rooms!

Boogeyman Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFqCmIU0-_M

Ghostface viral marketing https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/paramount-scream-vi-marketing-campaign-1235356919/

Always-perfect Babadook at a party tweet

Join us next week as we start off our new series on Cryptids with the movie SKINWALKER RANCH (2013), which is not, in fact, a cryptid movie, not really. Whoops!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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1h 10min
April 11, 202357. Kevin Bacon - They/Them, or: We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your Chupacabra
This week we're concluding our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series with the 2022 slasher flick THEY/THEM, even though this one is teeeeeechnically more of a theatre kid movie. KBakes is truely heinous in it though, so good for him.

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Show notes:

Extraterrestrial Biological Entity

Goblin

Chupacabra

The Bright Sessions

Join us next week for a classic Shootin' The Shit episode wherein we'll discuss SCREAM VI (6cream), and it will be positively LOUSY with spoilers, so make sure to watch it ahead of time!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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1h 28min
April 04, 202356. Kevin Bacon - The Darkness, or: It's Really Good to Have a TV Show
In this week's installment of our series Hey Have You Noticed How Many Horror Movies Kevin Bacon Has Been In, Do You Think It's He's Okay, we're covering THE DARKNESS (2016), buried treasure, and various movie feast scenes.

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Show notes:

HELLIER

Buried treasure poet (NPR)

Chris Pine

KAZAAM food scene (YouTube)

HOOK food scene (YouTube)

Richie Rich McDonald's scene (YouTube)

Survive Style 5+ food scene (YouTube)

Join us next week to talk about THEY/THEM (2022) in the thrilling conclusion (?) to our Kevin Bacon Series!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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1h
March 28, 202355. Kevin Bacon - Stir of Echoes, or: Sometimes You Gotta Dig a Hole
Continuing our series called Kevin Bacon Loves Horror Like Way More Than You'd Expect, No Seriously, Go Look At His IMDB, we're covering STIR OF ECHOES (1999). Well, we're ostensibly covering STIR OF ECHOES, we're mostly covering hypnotism, alien abductions, and who's been cancelled.

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Show notes:

Cary Elwes's Boston accent in THE UNHOLY (youtube)

Dig It Up - HOLES (youtube) (editorial: this is a damn bop)

Hypnosis scene in STIR OF ECHOES! (youtube)

Das Sound Machine (youtube)

Bacon Brothers (youtube)

Join us next week to talk about THE DARKNESS (2016), wherein we're all pretty disappointed!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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1h 14min
March 21, 202354. Kevin Bacon - You Should Have Left, or: Be Weird and Be Nice
Up next in our series called Kevin Bacon Is In Love With Horror And You Know What We're In Love With That Fact, we're talking 2020's YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT, a movie that wants to be about a haunted (cursed?) house but is instead about a cursed marriage. We also discuss Cher, an unknowable deity.

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Show notes:

Cher's Twitter (look she made a dictionary for us!)

Rent the house from the movie (unclear of devil included)

You Should Have Left by Daniel Kehlmann (Goodreads)

Join us next week to talk about STIR OF ECHOES (1999) wherein Kevin Bacon become clairevoyant! Happy spookies!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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57min
March 14, 202353. Kevin Bacon - Flatliners or: Beautiful, Erotic, Terrifying
We're continuing our Kevin Bacon Loves Horror and Doesn't Care Who Knows It series with the classic FLATLINERS (1990) this week, and very clumsily working through social issues we care deeply about, but we are still learning how to talk about them!!!! We also talk about the usual dumb stuff like smooth yoda and FOOTLOOSE and wheezin' the juice, don't you fret.

Trans rights forever

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Show notes:

Be sure to write in with your accidental cosplays! We wanna see 'em

Ol' Benny C Smaug-ing around (YouTube)

The Kyle Kinane quote we butchered is "I’m not on this Earth to be a goalie. I’m not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you’re not hurting anybody, I’m here to either assist or get out of the way." It's on his album Whiskey Icarus and you should just listen to the whole thing instead of trying to find the track

THE NIGHT HOUSE (2021), starring Rebecca Hall, is the flick with the ghost sex scene, and I swear I watched a behind the scenes of how they shot it but I can't find it! Write in if you can!

CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE has the best DVD extras on the face of the earth and we can't find them anywhere, we need to see Jerry doing the green screen for the razor cube!!!!!!

Jesus fresco (Know Your Meme)

Smooth yoda (Know Your Meme)

Join us next week to talk about YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT (2020)! Happy spookies!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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1h 1min
March 07, 202352. Kevin Bacon - Tremors or: The Feelings of Worms
We're starting our first proper series of 2023 admiring all the ways Kevin Bacon does and loves horror, beginning with TREMORS (1990). We love our man and he loves making people scared (with consent)!!! We recorded this ages ago at this point so apologies for starting it talking about the holidays lol but better late than never!

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Show Notes:

Kevin Bacon had nightmares :( (ugh, sorry to link James Corden)

Write in if you remember what movie we covered that also had its soundtrack overhauled, our brains are too tainy to recall

Let us know what scary media is coming out that you're excited about!!!!

Join us next week to talk about FLATLINERS (1990)! Happy spookies!

Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Produced by Kelly Attaway

Art by Ryan Tate

Theme by Unicorn Heads
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1h 30min
February 28, 202351. [StS] How Function Do?
That's right, sweeties, the gals are BACK and they are ready to talk about all your favorite horror topics, especially if those topics are ALIENS and the impending threat of DISEASE. We're easing in with one of our class Shootin' the Shit episodes, and we'll start our new series next week! Make sure to stay tuned if you wanna watch all the horror movies Kevin Bacon has starred in!!!

Links to Stuff we Talked About:

The best day of Adrien Brody's life

Karl with K (we've been fans since his Ghost Hunters Academy days, but he's all grown up now. He directed Hellier!)

Water gun baptisms

Spielberg knows more than he's saying about aliens...

Dan Aykroyd Unplugged on UFOs

To the Stars Academy (lol, love that its industry is 'entertainment, science, aerospace')

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Join us next week for the premier of our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series, we're starting out with TREMORS (1990) and spoiler alert: it still slaps
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56min
December 06, 202250. Dead & Breakfast Here We Go Again
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are celebrating their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY by revisiting the greatest movie of all time, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004), and you should absolutely watch this one if you can find it. And if you can't find it, let us know and we'll figure out a way to get it to you.

Links to Stuff We Talked About:

SMILE and Kevin Bacon TikTok

Barbarian history TikTok

Making of DEAD & BREAKFAST

Would yall be interested in a watch party of DEAD & BREAKFAST soon? Let us know! Contact deets below, or you could just leave a 5-star review in Apple podcasts that lets us know :)

As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at [email protected]. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!

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We'll be taking a break for the rest of 2022 but will return like zombies you didn't quite headshot the first week of January 2023! Watch the socials for new themes and movies and write in with your requests!
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1h 30min
November 29, 2022 49. [StS] The Menu - Honestly, We Get It
This week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking THE MENU (2022), and you should check it out!! It's not what you expect! But in a good way!

Would yall be interested in a watch party soon? Let us know! Contact deets below, or you could just leave a 5-star review in Apple podcasts that lets us know :)

As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at [email protected]. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!

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Next week we'll be celebrating our one year anniversary by revisiting DEAD & BREAKFAST(2004), the greatest movie ever made, I'll fight Citizen Kane in the street if I have to!!!
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1h 16min

FAQs about Never Show the Monster:

How many episodes does Never Show the Monster have?

The podcast currently has 88 episodes available.