Chinggay and Patty send salty season’s greetings to movies from the HCU’s Christmas past and Christmas present. Aside from some horribly cast and terribly written oldies, it looks like fan faves Kevin and Kayla are dealt yet another dud. Good thing this season gave some sexy and surprising slays with a fun, flirty toy movie and a blended family flick. Bonus: Some commentary on Hallmark’s widest hulk smash lumberjacks.

A Perfect Christmas (Susie Abromeit, Dillon Casey, Erin Gray)

The Christmas Cure (Brooke Nevin, Steve Byers, Patrick Duffy)

My Grown-Up Christmas List (Kayla Wallace, Kevin McGarry)

Crashing Through the Snow (Amy Acker, Warren Christie, Brooke Nevin, Kristian Bruun)

Christmas in Toyland (Vanessa Lengies, Jesse Hutch)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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