Join your friendly gutter dwellers for another super important episode of Never Trust a Fart.  Chris and Jason are joined by the blumpkin champ, Whoopi.  We play a round of "Top or Bottom."  Whoopi is addicted to internet auctions.  Chris tells us about the time his friend was having sex with a hooker who stopped mid-way to poop in a metal tray and then continue.  A guy put a live bomb in his butt.  School shooters are bad.  We discuss generic grocery store brands and double headed dildos.  All that and a pinch to grow on.  Get your father's favorite wrench out of your bootyhole and join us for a brilliant discussion.