We have an instant classic for you this week as Ryan Acres joins us for another weird episode of Never Trust a Fart.  Ryan and Chris exchange gifts before the show of anal bleach and penis rings.  Jason is ruthlessly made fun of for his poor speech.  Chris doesn't understand how running water works.  The guys discuss how they urinate outside of their houses to keep the werewolves away.  Jason discusses marching in the Cincinnati Pride parade.  Ryan lets us know what pisses him off.   What else do you need?  Join us and find out.