NeverMind the Shitcoins

The final EVER episode of Nevermind the #Shitcoins, and what a way to finish up! Ben gets blushingly bullied by his crypto podcasting heroes,  Anastasia gets to look organised and in control, and Joel Comm and Travis Wright get to awkwardly face off head to head to find out who knows the most about the wacky world of #shitcoin, #bitcoin, #NFTs and everything in between!  What is 'Duck Butter?' How much would you s*** a d*** for!? And some Defi/crypto type stuff as well!

Hi I’m Ricky ben bob sunderland crypto clem bateman Fitz) and you’ve stumbled onto the weirdest most funnest thing on youtube you never knew you wanted to watch today!   Coming up, we have…     REM - man on the moon - a very personal cover    A serious moment about mental health in the crypto industry   Ben’s Joke, Fact and Book of the Day   Why Ben only has 1 favorite Crypto EVER for all time (probly anyway!) and now assumes he has a paycheque for life so long as he very very loosely behaves from now on and promises to be nice to EVERYONE (yes Boss!)    Lots of segues, outtakes N maybe some other stuff because the man, the myth, the legend, Alexander Filatov has granted this beautiful idiot FULL CREATIVE FREEDOM (as long as I'm nice!!))... yay!!!!!  If you’re silly or bored enough to hang around, we’re gonna have a lot of fun because….    It’s Nice to be Nice!!!! (ECHOOOOOOOO!!!!)   #entertainment #mentalhealth #n2bn #cryptocurrency #everscale #guitarcovers #listenable

Title says it all really but apparently hash tagging naturally like a vicadent popping house wife pretending to be half her age is okay and 'fun, ben, so just lighten up' how do you even spell vicadent? who cares, bet no one reads this blurb anyway. first person who isn't on the team to contact me personally and say 'wtf was that blurb all about ben!?' i dunno, i'll give you 500 Ever, just for funsies... only one, and you need to be a real person... 

Slightly delayed but still packed full of all the #bitcoin #altcoin and #crypto market news and gossip you need to hear, NOW! Before it's too late! Do it!!!

2: JP Morgan with its private blockchain

3: China’s lottery, hotel booking for NFTs, OnlyFans NFT Platform

4: Eugene’s brilliant market analysis with the top cryptocurrencies as for the past week

5. Tether’s stablecoin, New Luna token’s airdropping and mooooooore

Hey hey #Bitcoin #Shitcoin and nifty #NFT nosey parkers! Today, has been a day, as they say! But we have more breaking rumours and gossip for you to speculate and scratch your curious chins over than ever before folks...   Terra 2.0 DATES + TIMES confirmed! BTC Decoupling Coin price analysis (not from Ben!) Crypto celebrity influencer naming ands shaming! (BIG SHAME ON A BIG NAME!) Bitcoin Jesus is back, maybe...?   + The continuing Gonzo journey of Ben's ensuing madness and mid life crisis unfolding.   If you're BAD and you know it HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!   And be a darling, be a buddy, be a free.... leave a comment telling Ben he's doing good and it'll all be alright! We're not sure he wants to here it, but he probably needs to!

Think we jammed it all in the title folks, but no cosplay craziness today, just Ben rambling to himself like he does best, as he brings you everything you could want to know from the day's #cryptonews and more....!

The hottest #CryptoRumours #CryptoGossip and #CryptoNews in under 5 mins you'll find today!  

Hi, I’m Ben Bob, and welcome to Fun with Crypto, with me, Ben Bob!  Now, we’re gonna have a lot of fun today, looking at some crypto headlines and gossip, and whether you’re looking for your next big shitcoin, or you’re just sitting back, all comfy in your armchair and watching along with the fun, remember, this isn’t financial advices….   

  So we’re gonna start by spreading the greens, as we look at the charts… oh, well now that can’t be right… it’s all red…   Well in more pleasant warm yellla tones… it seems our friends gamestop are getting their pretty little fingers into the web3 wallet pie… following Robinhood as well, ain;t that nice, apparently GameStop launched a self-custodial Ethereum wallet in beta mode  

Wwell, we need a little bleuy in there too now, so let’s see here, over the past weekend the Sparkster wallets from the 2018 ICO scam became active for the first time in ~3 years swapping 14,200 ETH for $22.7m USDC across 5 wallets.   

And how’;s about some purple to add some real pleasant playfulness to the picture here, as well as keeping Ben’s employers happy, the Everscale Everpoint Bali meetup was covered in the Bloomberg… they all had a good time, that’s for sure, so check the article to learn more ya’ll…   

And why not complete the pic with some dirty old muddy Do Kwon goodness to fill in the blanks here… seems that Luna jumped 40% today, but even after he gave the people lotsa reassuring words about burn addresses, they’re still launching the class action law suits. We can only hope everyone finds a way to get along now can;t we…   

And here’s a happy little bright pink smile, apparently 12% of US people, like me, used crypto to buy something last year. I know I had a good time! 

And shoot…. We got a finished show. If you prefer me to Ben or Hunter, who weirdly I happened to be very good friends with in real actual life… then leave a little like and maybe even a comment, so I know you had a good time…. Bye now…

If you thought Ben talked too fast...

Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed #BTC, #ETH and #ALT coin news, insights, and opinions podcast #EVER! Every Monday Wed and Friday! Usually, with Ben and Anastasia.... but today, umm, Hunter.... ? (are you okay Ben?)

Whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment  NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

Sort of a script...

A - 'its Friday the 20th of May, and he won't tell me why, but Ben's told me to have the day off. I'll see you all on Monday, and I apologise for whatever comes next!"

Ben checked out

hippy loser!!!!

So you gots me instead see…

right, what is this all about… gossip… magical internet money….

Well….

HERE GOES EVERYTHING

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Business Insider and Henry Blodget Goes After @elonmusk. No ones friend, Dave Protney…. Says the article was soooo fuckign flimsy they had

NO interest in the truth!

Sexual assault charges… great start to the show…

THANKS, DAVE!

Open sea have blocked the sale of a Bored APe, suspecting it to be contaminated with Monkey Pox…

Terra Luna 2.0 - It’s happening… but

Don’t do it. End of story.

Fancy pants watchmakers Tag Huer accept shitcoin Shib.

US households

USA USA USA!!!!

Own ⅓ of all the cryptos out there, the greedy capitalist scum…

LEARN TO SHARE MURICA!

But don;t share your shjitty Miami coin, which down

90%!

No source on this made up nonsense, but nonetheless…

DO KWONNNNNNN apppparently sold most of the major Terra Labs assets 2 days before LUNA and UST imploded…

AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY THIS!?

DOGE founder,

Billy Markus….

HAs been labelled DOGE-Y

Seriously? WHo the FUCK writes this shit?

(Off screen - JUST FUCKING READ THE LINES YOU ASSHOLE!)

Billy MARKUS has been labelled, Dodgy

(DRUM DRUM CYMBAL)

By Doge holders as he comes out as being a cat person, and that Doge was only meant for tipping pet food delivery drivers..,..

Mmmmmkkkkkaaaayyyyyy thennnnnnnj

OUTRO

That’s your lot. Get lost.

A - Please remember, as virtually famous as we are, we’re not yoru financial advisors. And if you enjoyed the show, subscribe and like the video, because I said so.

There are 5000 characters of SEO fulfilling goodness here, apparently, why not use them? Here't the unedited loose show notes we used for tonight:

A - And I’m Anastasia!

B - And whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment

TOGETHER- NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

B - Coming up in under ten mins, I PROMISE UNDER 10 mins today…

1: A lesson on BTC dominance and potential bear-market plays

2: Decentralized GIT AMA, why own chain!? (Best week EVER, for EVER?) Legendary Fline King Memecoin launches

3: Russia to legalise crypto, how will the rest of world react?

4: More What’s going on w/ DO Kwon (?)

5. A new Web3 competitor to MEtamask?!

5: Airdrops, Advice on not getting REKT, Ben’s bad jokes + Moreeeeee!

Anastasia's Big Updates

B - Hey hey, how the devil are you feeling on this Wednesday the 18th of May…

A- ??

B Well, what ya waiting for… you know what we’re herte for…

A -

American digital asset manager Grayscale Investments has announced the launch of the first exchange-traded fund (ETF) in Europe.

Robinhood will develop their own Web3-wallet till the end of the year.

The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has given cryptocurrencies the status of securities.

Sam Bankman-Fried (FTX exchange) agrees that stablecoins need an audit to "protect consumers and bring clarity to the industry"

Ledger is about to launch a browser extension that will allow users to connect their wallets to Web 3 applications.

Dubai Museum of Future NFT metaverse show!

Edmund McCormack - Ed-u-cational shizzle!

Breaking Crypto Gossip (any other stories?)

B - Quick as i can then, cause frankly, im bored of saying the dudes name now, What’s going on DO Kwon…

The collapse of Terra forced the G7 to urgently discuss a new peg of cryptocurrencies. Debate takes place on this earth

Unscheduled inspections of crypto exchanges have begun in South Korea, according to Yonhap. The purpose of which is to protect investors from repeating what happened with TerraUSD (UST) and its managing token LUNA.

NEAR stable coin depges?

TERRALABS legal team resign!?!

UST goes up, wtf!?

Luna community vote against a HARD FORK!!!!

A- And this is huge news I’ve found, the Russian head of Ministry of Industry and Trade announced that they will legalise cryptocurrency.

B - This comes as great to news for those for censorship resistance, but might adversely affect things as the move provokes attempts to censor…

B- Moving away from the heavy stuff, Oh my GOSH have people got questions about… GOSH… And more questions still remain… Well, why not quote Everscale telegram chat community funny man… Rollie… summarizing our friendly neighborhood Mitja…

A - - why separate blockchain?

- because not possible on everscale

- but why separate blockchain?

- BEEP!

- will you focus on goshnstead of everscale?

-  Beep!

B - Alrgithy then… I guess we’ll have to watch the AMA ourselves, aye….

AIRDROP Of the Dayyyyy

Little different today.. I want to talk about the potential metamask airdrop, which it seems is still being whispered about on the grapevine

HOWEVER….! (LOUD AND CLEAR, make the listener jump a little!)

Want to stay ahead of the #cryptonews? Well... Coming up in the next 10 (ish) minutes…. We’ve got….   Justin Sun, Cz #Binance, #Coinbase lawsuit, #Arbitrage opportunities, #BTC dominance, #FundingRates and what they mean, #DigitalEuros, what's goin on With #DoKwon, #SpotifyNFTs enter the NFT spacerace!? 

Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed news, insights, and opinions podcast show all about crypto, every Monday Wed and Friday!