New and a Bit Alarming

"Didn't there used to be a ghost in this movie?"

This week, we cover yet another profoundly mediocre episode of the world's worst prank show, Pixar In Real Life.

The Choo-Choo Kid and Teach are back to be your responsible friends and also to watch TWO musical numbers! Also, Teach gets obsessed with Obsessed.

After watching a DECADENT fifteen minutes of film, we are left with almost nothing to say. Scar implies some backstory, Shenzi maybe has a grudge, and a beetle do what a beetle do with doo doo.

In this episode, the movie does "Hakuna Matata", we compliment an actor, and honestly, it's mostly talk about Academy Award musical performances.

We take a break from our prepared remarks to discuss "Lambert the Sheepish Lion", a short that Flonk found by mistake.

I hope you were already prepared, because the song Be Prepared is not going to really inspire you to engage with preparation in any meaningful way.

"HYENAS AND LIONS HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH LIONS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME."

- Shenzi, this movie

Did you know rhinoceroses can't dance? Strange but true facts like these are yours to behold, as the #ResponsibleBoys take on "I Just Can't Wait to be King".

As the plot begins, we start questioning in earnest what the point was, analyze some voice acting, and explore the strange world of tropical bird skeletons.