Rather intense, this one (geddit? intense?). Following on from their unexpected canoodling session in Ward 26, Rose – or is she? – gives the Doctor a crash-course in mainframe terminal hacking, and hey presto! The true horror of the hospital’s gruesome secret is revealed…

About that Tomb of the Cybermen reference: I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A huge thanks to the fantastic Joanna Materek for providing the artwork of this chapter!
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC

• Cover Art: Andy Walker
• Sound Effects: Freesound, Pixabay, and BBC Sounds

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:45) Chapter 9

(0:53) Terminal

(10:18) Inside The ICU

(15:13) The Patients

(20:23) A Human Farm

Mysteries abound in Ward 26, as the Doctor and Rose investigate! Just how do the Sisters work their medical magic? Why are all the patients fine, when they should be dead or dying? What’s with Rose’s new voice? And why has she suddenly taken up tonsil-tennis? Is anything really what it seems...?

Also: the Duke of Manhattan takes up flirting, Frau Clovis gets jealous, and Novice Hame reflects. Includes bad manners, brainy specs, champagne, far-future diseases, some terrible Cockney, a sleepy Face of Boe and a Carry On reference. Oh, and snogging. Ooh matron, indeed! (No, that’s not the reference…)

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• With ENORMOUS thanks to the prodigiously talented Joanna Materek for her wonderful artwork!
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
• Sound Effects: Freesound and Pixabay

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:45) Chapter 8

(0:51) A Rose By Any Other Name

(06:31) Miracle Patients

(10:32) Adam and Eve It

(15:27) The Kiss

(19:26) Novice Hame Reflects

It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs, meanwhile, Cassandra-Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her marvellous artwork!

• Music used with kind permission fromTHE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:44) Chapter 7

(0:50) Cured?!

(4:14) Patient Confidentiality

(7:44) Chip's Concerns

(10:12) Cassandra's Makeover

(17:00) Perfume

Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well – and there’s even a nod to The TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork!

• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love" as performed by Soft Cell (1981), and"Song For Ten" as composed by Murray Gold and performed by Tim Phillips in The Christmas Invasion (2005).
• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:43) Chapter 6

(0:50) Curves

(6:36) Brain Meat Expired

(9:51) Rose's Surface Memories

(12:37) The Doctor's Meander

(18:35) Nice Rear Bumper

(20:27) The Doctor's Phone Call

Bit special, this one. The Doctor chats to his new friend, young Novice Hame, as she tells him of the stories and secrets surrounding the Face of Boe. Some of the dialogue has been incorporated from Russell T Davies’ wonderful Doctor Who: Lockdown short, “The Secret of Novice Hame”; feels like it fleshes out the scene and the character more. Also: New Earth, new faces – down in the cellar, there’s the matter of Cassandra and the missing chav…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• With thanks to illustrator Amera Altahan for her lovely artwork!
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC

• You can view "The Secret of Novice Hame" on YouTube

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
• Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:44) Chapter 5

(0:49) The Story of Novice Hame

(4:33) The Great Secret

(7:24) Moisturise Me

(11:34) Rose No More

The bitchy trampoline returns! She exploded, remember? (Please don’t ask where she got her skin from). Also featuring Gollum – whoops, sorry, Chip. Cassandra watching film reels of her younger self is very “Sunset Boulevard”, and now she’s ready for her big close-up! How many callbacks to “The End of the World” can you spot?

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her wonderful artwork!

• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Additional Music: "Ain't We Got Fun"as performed by the Benson Orchestra of Chicago (1921), and "Ain't She Sweet" as performed by Ben Bernie and his Orchestra (1927).

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Freesound, Pixabay and BBC Sounds.

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:43) Chapter 4

(0:48) Lives of the Rich and Thin

(5:20) Enter Cassandra

(9:02) Ask Not

(15:02) A Night to Remember

(17:30) Goodbye Trampoline, Hello Blondie

A bit shorter, this one! Up in Ward 26, the Doc finally meets his mysterious summoner. No, it’s not the Duke of Manhattan – although please remember that members of the public may only make mention of His Aforementioned Grace The Duke of Manhattan with written permission from the Senate of New New York, signed in triplicate.

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Thumbnail Image: The Black Archive (Artwork coming soon!)

• Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:43) Chapter 3

(0:50) Sister Jatt

(3:50) The Duke of Manhattan

(7:25) The Face of Boe

Summoned to Ward 26, the Doctor and the dirty blonde assassin make it to their destination – a posh hospital run by vaguely-sinister cat-ladies, who call themselves the Sisters of Plenitude. No time to browse the little shop, though; cos there isn't one, and the Doctor immediately earns the staff's disfavor when he saves the life of one stone-cold Duke of Manhattan. Rose, meanwhile, isn't exactly given a warm welcome either – what with bellicose bureaucracy, disinfecting lifts and the creepy fellow waiting to escort her to a very cellar-like Ward 26, where his "Mistress" awaits...

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• With huge thanks to the talented artist Emma Kate for her wonderful artwork!
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:45) Chapter 2

(0:50) Not Exactly NHS

(10:31) Separated

(13:48) Thoughts in a Lift

(16:19) Surprise Shower

(20:32) Disinfected Doctor

(22:38) Blonde in the Basement

Did you hear the news? We’re off, further than we’ve ever gone before! It’s the New New Doctor and Rose, heading off for new adventures to New Earth, soaking up new skies, flying cars, the new smell of applegrass, and of course the view of New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York, a city so nice they named it 15 times over! Can you count all the new's??

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her wonderful artwork!

• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds

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Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:43) Chapter 1

(0:48) When Rose Met The Doctor

(6:55) New Adventures

(10:56) TARDIS Takeoff

(13:56) Welcome to New Earth

(22:37) Chillin' in the Applegrass

Far below the surface of a brave new world, two feline nurses consult on the matter of a conscious "patient" in Intensive Care...

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Timestamps

(0:00) The Changing Face of Doctor Who

(0:17) Opening Credits

(1:00) Prologue

(1:05) Lab Rat

(3:55) Cat People

(8:47) Incinerate