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With the first weekend of AFL match simulations behind us, we welcome back our resident North Melbourne fan, Henry Brayshaw.

We dissect what these pre-season matches actually mean (nothing), the 7 upcoming rule changes for this year's footy season, and also hand out our 2026 predictions (prophecies) that we will be steadfast in sticking to throughout the year.  

- Welcoming Henry, blender chaos and banter (3 min.)

- Tuesday's front page: New toys and injured boys (8 min.)

- Unpacking the 7 controversial AFL rule changes for 2026 (5 min.)

- The unspoken rules of underwear (4 min.)

- Henry's dot points for the upcoming AFL season (5 min.)

- Our AFL prophecies for 2026 (5 min.) 

- Adelaide's MotoGP bid, Henry and Annie's wedding and wrap up (4 min.)