Three close man friends gather around to wipe their asses. 



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00:06:10 - Lyrics

00:10:24 - Salt and Sugar

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00:48:12 - Amazon

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Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 

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193: New Ways to Wipe Your Ass

The Official Podcast is where four international man friends congregate to discuss just about everything. Featuring dumb questions, YouTube celebrities, childish giggling, burger puns, more dumb questions, fatherly advice, bad dating stories, even more dumb questions, and a slew of guest stars, The Official Podcast is a weekly show with a little something for everyone. Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya gather to talk about only the most important things in life every Thursday.

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about finally going to Japan. 
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Episode 387: Recorded 29/04/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
00:53 Kaya’s Travels 
05:24 Public Transport Sucks in America 
13:10 Andrew’s Japan Trip 
44:29 Ads 
46:28 Andrew’s Japan Trip (Continued) 
56:58 American Discovers Manners 
59:07 Tokyo Loneliness 
1:06:45 Censorship in Stellar Blade 
1:18:58 Wrap 

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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387: Japan's Greatest Secret | The Official Podcast

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Five close man friends gather around to talk about getting into CIA bases. 
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Episode 386: Recorded 22/04/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
1:16 Kaya Unlocked a New Allergy 
8:55 Medical Mysteries 
15:50 Swallowing 
21:47 Dating Taylor Swift 
32:53 The Zac Snyder Cult (Movie Talk) 
38:17 Helix Ad 
40:50 Fitbod Ad 
43:35 The Pine Gap Video 
55:58 The Tampon Gun, Nunchucks, and Dildos 
1:04:27 friendlyjordies 
1:08:09 Aussie Slang 
1:16:22 Fighting & Concussions 
1:21:31 Wrap 

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Hosts: 
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 
Boy Boy: https://twitter.com/boyboy_official 
IDAT: https://www.twitter.com/ididathing1 

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Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z 
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Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ 
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386: Getting Intro Trouble w/ Boy Boy | The Official Podcast

Five close man friends gather around to talk about de-ageing ourselves. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 385: Recorded 15/04/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Oompaville: https://twitter.com/oompaville --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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385: Reversing our Ages w/ Oompaville | The Official Podcast

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about eclipses. This is the Official Podcast. 
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Episode 384: Recorded 10/04/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
00:48 The Eclipse Changed Our Lives 
12:03 Jackson Learns Why the Sun Hurts Your Eyes 
18:05 Turning the Moon Into a Billboard 
22:08 Roland Emmerich’s New Show & Other Hollywood Rot 
28:47 ExpressVPN Ad 
31:35 Weekly AI Update (It’s Getting Crazy) 
42:56 Weird Mobile Game Ads 
49:57 BAFTA’s Top Video Game Characters of All Time 
1:10:29 Wrap 
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Hosts: 
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 
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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii 
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
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384: The Eclipse | The Official Podcast

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about crying into your beard.
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Episode 383: Recorded 01/04/24

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:36 Matt Tied the Knot!
06:31 Would You Rather Be a Lord or a Prince?
10:25 Getting Clucky
12:49 Kaya and Jackson’s Favourite Subreddits
21:47 Mint Mobile Ad
24:20 r/CuckoldPsycology
29:43 Learning That You’re Not Into Being Cucked (The Hard Way)
39:26 Becoming the Bull
48:33 The Cocoa Crisis
55:38 Chocolate, Candy, and Dessert
1:07:00 Healthy Food Is Tasty Too
1:13:11 Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
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