New Year In's: Flying up an elevator shaft, being suffocated by a bag of weed, and diarrhea. New Year Out's: A strange chickpea-like object floating in the bottom of my coffee.

Nick rings in 2026 with a review of New Year's Evil – the 1980, punk rock, New Year's-themed slasher film – and a Carrot Cake Latte from Royal.

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