What do whales have to do with AI? Nick ponders in this episode as his moviegoing experience is interrupted by slop. In non-slop related news, Nick tries (keyword: tries) to discuss Jane Schoenbrun's newest film Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, a meta-meta take on the beloved queer romance-slasher film genre.

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

Closing theme: "March of the Hares" by Nathan Moore

Nick and Gavin come together to reflect on the recent passing of Dolly Parton.

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THE DOLLY-THON Part Three: Nick discovers that life is beautiful while zine shopping in Takoma, MD, and enjoys a Kettle Corn Latte from Takoma Bev Co. Meanwhile, Gavin joins to talk doing a bit for the hell of it, carpet samples, and the 1992 film Straight Talk.

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

Closing theme: "March of the Hares" by Nathan Moore

Nick and Dillon's conversation about public transportation gets derailed by a quick review of Stop! That! Train! Boo AI!

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

Closing theme: "March of the Hares" by Nathan Moore

Horror film fan Dillon Hall joins Nick to unpack Curry Barker's film, Obsession, with coffee provided by The Second Address.

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

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THE DOLLY-THON Part Two: Things get risqué as Nick and Gavin enter The Chicken Ranch to talk sex work, beautiful gowns, little gay espresso martinis, big gay football players, hard candy Christmases, gossip codenames, and Dolly Parton's 1982 film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. God have mercy on our souls!

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Dolly-thon series co-hosted by Gavin Hubbard

Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

Closing theme: "March of the Hares" by Nathan Moore

Lynchian Picks 7 of 10: The line between reality and fantasy becomes more and more unclear as Nick locks in with his special mushroom coffee, rants about the state of a QR code-reliant world, and discusses David Lynch's Lost Highway.

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

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It's a bad day to be a podcaster! Nick discusses recent horror film Undertone, bad decisions in Resident Evil: Requiem, and the delightful Dolce é Coco Latte from Café Unido.

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

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Nick is back on his video game adaptation kick with a review of cult classic "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World". Also hear about what happens when you mix a spicy sub with a delicious mocha at Lost Sock Roasters and a deep dive analysis into the world of "healthy" peanut M&Ms.

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Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

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THE DOLLY-THON Part One: Nick and Gavin put "laughter through tears" to the test with an in-depth discussion of the 1989 film Steel Magnolias.

Also in this episode, hear Nick's experience with a "hard as hell" croissant cube at Maman, Gavin's pilgrimage to Cracker Barrel, and Dolly thongs. That's right - thongs.

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Dolly-thon series co-hosted by Gavin Hubbard

Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore

Closing theme: "March of the Hares" by Nathan Moore