New Year In's: Flying up an elevator shaft, being suffocated by a bag of weed, and diarrhea. New Year Out's: A strange chickpea-like object floating in the bottom of my coffee.

Nick rings in 2026 with a review of New Year's Evil – the 1980, punk rock, New Year's-themed slasher film – and a Carrot Cake Latte from Royal.

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Merry Christmas! In the spirit of controversial Christmas-day releases, Nick is reviewing the 2006 remake of Black Christmas over some festive lattes from Compass Coffee. Also in this episode: Can Nick speak cat? What makes the perfect stocking stuffer? Do you need soap to shower if you're already sexy??

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Nick is back and he's got a few things to say! First of all, Merry Christmas. Uncommon Christmas, a series reviewing holiday oddball films, is back and in full swing for its second edition for the last week of December.

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Lynchian Picks - Bonus #2: It's a casual discussion on The Return! Let's just talk about it. Hear Nick's overall thoughts on the "third" season of Twin Peaks, his take on the ending, his favorite (and least favorite) moments, and his impression of that lady screaming at Bobby from her car with that girl throwing up green sludge next to her.
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Lynchian Picks 6 of 10: Reality falling apart around you, a reminder that being in your early 20s is not that great, being the murder victim that everybody forgets, lack of motivation, and Nicaraguan coffee. Nick talks a favorite of his, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, over The Estate Blend from Twin Engine Coffee.
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Lynchian Picks - Bonus #1: What's your name? You're fired! Nick slips into his red heels for a lengthy discussion of Twin Peaks' pilot episode and overall thoughts on the original series' run.

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Lynchian Picks 5 of 10: After-work plans ruined by afternoon rain? Me too and life sucks! Listen to Nick learn a lesson in meteorology with the cynics of Reddit while he reviews some cold brew and one lipstick-laden Ladd. Quack!

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Lynchian Picks 3 of 10: Nick finds his podcasting flow as he makes a challenging return to David Lynch's Dune.

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TS Madison discussing Dune (1984) on The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.

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Lynchian Picks 2 of 10: Nick goes Greek with a review of Tigrato Espresso Blend from Tarẽsso Artisan Coffee Roasters, discusses straw-unwrapping etiquette, and draws parallels between David Lynch's The Elephant Man and modern-day AI concerns.

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Lynchian Picks 1 of 10: Nick dives deep into the dark and dystopian world of David Lynch's Eraserhead, paired with the Synthesis Blend from Ceremony Coffee Roasters and discussions on not being an expert.

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Henry's Window is the Key to Eraserhead, by David Johnson.

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