I can't hide my disdain for West Wilson. West Wilson's nude photos show a man with a micro penis, a gut and one who needs to shave his very hairy nuts. I don't know if the photos are real but I choose to think that they are. Anyway, here's my recap of the newest episode of Summer House. Amanda Batula can't hide her feelings for West Wilson. She's not even trying to. It's so obvious!!

Harry Styles spent $600,000 on a stunning engagement ring for fiance Zoe Kravitz. Harry is 32 years old, Zoe is 37. I think that's why he proposed after only dating her for eight months. I think they're doomed but I also think Harry is a committed serial monogamist who doesn't enjoy sleeping around. It could work (for a while).

Megan thee Stallion was crying on stage the same night she announced her split from Klay Thompson. She gave fans an update, she's quitting her Broadway role on May 1st instead of May 17th.

I talk about cheating and all of the blame people are placing on Megan instead of Klay Thompson. This breakup hurts, it feels personal because Megan put so much effort in early to make it work!!

We're analyzing the leaked audio from the Summerhouse reunion taping. We are thankful someone recorded this and leaked it. I would be lying if I said otherwise. Now let's get to it! Team Ciara all day babes. This was so damn epic. We are getting fed SO WELL.

Ciara Miller is hoping that being best friends with West Wilson will help her deal with being dumped. I know that she's incapable of being friends with West. He is an evil selfish demon who is determined to sleep around. I hope she doesn't go back to Summer House, for her mental health. Being away from West will improve Ciara's life substantially.

Ciara Miller says "f*ck no" she doesn't want to be the next Bachelorette. Thank God! She also reveals what it's like being a Black woman on reality TV who dates white men on camera... It's impossible not to root for Ciara. She seems so ernest, kind and empathetic.

Amanda Batula and West Wilson were shown on the kiss cam during Friday night's Yankees game. This is my scathing 2 cents on why this situationship won't last much longer and how excited I am for the Summer House season 10 reunion filming this week. Gasp.

Amanda Batula looks like an evil pick me trash friend on the latest episode of Summer House. I can not wait for West Wilson to dump her and treat her like every other woman he doesn't deserve to date.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives may start filming again and the Lamar Odom Netflix TV was great television, even if Khloe got hurt by Lamar. Again.

Alex Cooper says it's embarrassing for her to speak on salacious stories like this, but she doesn't know why Alix Earle is being passive aggressive and she wants to hear what her problem with Cooper is. I am sat, but I know Alix Earle has nothing to say. I think Alix is just entitled.

I also talk about Scamanda and Bieberchella. A flop.

Ciara Miller worked the red carpet at the season 3 premiere of Euphoria. She asked Sydney Sweeney a question that went viral. Team Ciara all day everyday.