Taylor Frankie Paul announces that she's the next Bachelorette during season 4 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, which premieres on March 12th on Hulu. I think the other Mormon wives are happy for her? Everyone except for Demi Engemann who literally said she's the fan favorite and should be paid the most. LMAO. Watch the entertaining trailer on YouTube.

Brianna McNess isn't a girl's girl and she doesn't like her fiance Connor. She isn't good at pretending either. Fans have turned on Bri, making her one of the most hated women in the show's 10 year history.

Tara Lipinski has upset Traitors fans by flipping the script at the roundtable during episode 10. I'm ready for Tara to be banished, or murdered, per her suggestion. Mark Ballas is also a clown for not listening to Kristen Kisch and if Eric Nam wins this season I will be boycotting this show going forward.

Alex Henderson is Love Is Blind 10's resident idiot who has no idea how a woman's menstrual cycle and ovulation works. He thinks his fiance, who clearly grew up well to do, would want to trap him with a child. LOLs. Alex's soccer career is over but he's an aspiring coach because he's unemployed and has nowhere to live.

I also express that I think Alex is Latino. He's a liar who doesn't keep his facts straight. A legit idiot.

Chris on Love Is Blind 10 says that he dates women who work out everyday, and do CrossFit and pilates, and he has to be physically attracted to his spouse. Jessica isn't fit enough for Chris Fusco. I am forever stunned by this short man's audacity!!

Meghan Markle haters heads exploded when they discovered that Meghan posted a picture of Prince Harry holding his 4 year old daughter Lilibet with Photoshopped balloons. Meghan can't do anything right in the public eye, but this bad Photoshop is egregious and I can't defend her on this one.

Check out the photo for yourself here.

Kristen Kish is smart, so smart she should have been promoted to a traitor. Eric Nam is too nervous to be able to handle the pressure of having to suddenly lie to all of his fellow faithfuls. I think Rob Rausch knew this would happen though, which makes Rob a legit genius fr. His gameplay is like none other. Writing Tara's name down, repeatedly losing money? He owns this game. Take notes, future contestants! Take notes on Rob's endless strategies.

I haven't said much about Savannah Guthrie's 84 year-old mom getting kidnapped in the middle of the night in Arizona. I explain why. I'm also heartbroken for James Van Der Beek's very young six children. R.I.P.

Jill Zarin quickly pulled her Instagram video where she called Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance was the worst ever. Surprisingly her daughter Aly Shapiro is a big fan of the Benito Bowl. What Jill said was stupid but I don't think it should have cost her her comeback job.

Cardi B and Stefon Diggs broke up yesterday during the Super Bowl. Stefon Diggs had his baby mama in the front row of the game and Cardi left the stadium before Stefon finished losing to the Seattle Seahawks. You know Offset's group chats are lit right now. Cardi dated Stefon for less than 1 year and she was pregnant for most of their entire relationship. This is bad, the opposite of what a bad b*tch does. Vet the men you procreate with please!